SensaSlim or InstaBone?

SensaSlim or InstaBone? A Norwegian man is suing the Swiss manufacturer of a slimming product after the experienced "acutesexual arousal" for over thirty days while participating in a clinical trial. SensaSlim is an oral spray that desensitizes the taste buds and thus, if all goes well, the desire to overeat. The plaintiff, who credits SensaSlim with helping him to lose weight, admits to having sprayed the products on his genitals on the theory that it would desensitize his penis and enable him to prolong sexual relations with his (female) partner. In the million-dollar lawsuit, the SensaSlim folks are maintaining that the plaintiff willfully misused their product and brought the priapism upon himself; used as directed, the product is safe. So the question must be raised: are these guys brain dead or what?! Do they have any idea what they're sitting on--a product that, all you have to do is spray a little on your junk, and it's instant hard-on for who knows how long? (Who cares?) It's not just that such a spray could put Viagra out of business; it could revolutionize sex as we know it. What Polaroid did for photography and McDonald's did for food, SensaSlim could do for sex. Erica Jong talked about the "zipless fuck"; now you won't even need to be attracted to the guy or gal you meet on a plane. It could give rise to a whole a new dating scene, new types of social gatherings, not to mention a whole new genre of practical jokes.