SURFING THE TUBE.Byline: TOM HOFFARTH
Remember when the Jets used to play at Shea Stadium? Imagine the mess that would cause this week. NFL NFL
National Football League
NFL (US) n abbr (= National Football League) → Fußball-Nationalliga : Miami at N.Y. Jets, Channel 7, 6 p.m.
You know the Yankees' odds with El Duque on the mound. How he handles a bat may be another story. Can you say El Bunt? World Series Game 3 at Shea Stadium, Channel 11, 5 p.m. (Fox has Game 4 Wednesday, Game 5 Thursday, Game 6 Saturday and Game 7 Sunday when necessary).
Hockey's version of the Subway Series, as they face each other twice in three nights. (C'mon, just play along). NHL NHL Non-Hodgkin's lymphoma, see there : Ducks at Kings, Fox Sports Net, 7:30 p.m.
Practice is meant to make perfect, so let's get it together pretty soon, eh guys? Regular season starts in less than a week. Last chance to goof off. There's even a national cable audience watching. NBA exhibition: Lakers at Phoenix, Channel 9, TNT TNT: see trinitrotoluene.
in full trinitrotoluene
Pale yellow, solid organic compound made by adding nitrate (−NO2) groups to toluene. , 7:30 p.m.
No Arnie. No Jack. No Lee. But Chi Chi will be there with Gary McCord. Works for us. Golf: SBC Senior Tour first round from Wilshire Country Club, ESPN ESPN Entertainment and Sports Programming Network 2, 1 p.m. (ESPN2 has the second round Saturday at 2:30 p.m. and the final round Sunday at 3 p.m.)
If they're not interested in winning the Pac-10 any longer, at least they can get these games over with earlier in the day. College football: Cal at USC An abbreviation for U.S. Code. , Channel 9, 3:30 p.m.; UCLA UCLA University of California at Los Angeles
UCLA University Center for Learning Assistance (Illinois State University)
UCLA University of Carrollton, TX and Lower Addison, TX at Arizona, Channel 7, 4 p.m.
Cart racing was pretty fun when we used to work the graveyard shift down at the local supermarket. Load `em up with watermelons (for ballast), set up a few obstacles (empty pop bottles worked OK, but cigarette display cases were better), grab a broom (for jousting jousting
Medieval Western European mock battle between two horsemen who charged at each other with leveled lances in an attempt to unseat the other. It probably originated in France in the 11th century, superseding the mêlée, in which mock battles were held between purposes) and climb in. A sloped parking lot didn't hurt. CART Marlboro 500 from Fontana, ESPN, 11:30 a.m. (ESPN2 has qualifying Saturday taped at 10:30 p.m.)
Photo: ORLANDO `EL DUQUE' HERNANDEZ
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