SURFING THE TUBE.Byline: TOM HOFFARTH TODAY Some of the Wild players are wildly whispering out loud about how they think the pads of Almighty Ducks mighty goalie Jean-Sebastien Giguere might be bigger than the NHL NHL Non-Hodgkin's lymphoma, see there rules allow. They made this determination after turning in their opinions on the Kentucky Derby investigation to the U.S. Department of Conspiracy Theories. NHL Western Conference finals: Mighty Ducks at Minnesota, Game 2, ESPN ESPN Entertainment and Sports Programming Network , 4:30 p.m.; NBA playoffs: Boston at New Jersey, Game 4, TNT TNT: see trinitrotoluene. TNT in full trinitrotoluene Pale yellow, solid organic compound made by adding nitrate (−NO2) groups to toluene. , 3 p.m.; Baseball: Atlanta at Dodgers, Fox Sports Net 2, 7 p.m. TUESDAY Derek Jeter says he'll get off his over-smooched fanny and rejoin the Yankees when they face the Angels tonight. Maybe Phil Jackson will do the same when the Lakers take what could be their last road trip. NBA playoffs: Lakers at San Antonio, Game 5, TNT, 6:30 p.m.; Sacramento at Dallas, Game 5, TNT, 4 p.m.; NHL Eastern Conference finals: New Jersey at Ottawa, Game 2, ESPN, 5 p.m.; Baseball: Angels at New York Yankees  Editing of this page by unregistered or newly registered users is currently disabled due to vandalism. , Channel 9, 4 p.m.; Atlanta at Dodgers, Fox Sports Net 2, 7 p.m.; Soccer: Champions League semifinal, second leg: Inter Milan vs. AC Milan, ESPN2, 11:30 a.m. WEDNESDAY ``Dawson's Creek'' has croaked after six seasons. What's our Wednesday night gonna be like without Katie Holmes' pouty face? NHL Western Conference finals: Minnesota at Mighty Ducks, Game 3, ESPN, 6 p.m.; NBA playoffs: Philadelphia at Detroit, Game 5, TNT, 5 or 5:30 p.m.; Boston at New Jersey, Game 5 (if necessary), TNT, 3 p.m.; Baseball: Atlanta at Dodgers, Fox Sports Net 2, 7 p.m.; Angels at New York Yankees, ESPN2, 4 p.m. THURSDAY For the first time since his Masters three-peat didn't happen, Tiger Woods goes back to blaming his caddy A plastic container that holds a CD or DVD disc for added protection. The bare disc is placed in the caddy, and the caddy is inserted into the drive. A caddy is not a jewel case. A jewel case protects the disc for transportation. A caddy protects the disc while reading and writing. this week in Germany. As you might suspect, Tiger picked this event because a) he receives plenty of euros for just showin' up and b) he's won it three of the past four years, including a playoff victory over Colin Montgomerie a year ago. Set the VCR VCR: see videocassette recorder. VCR in full videocassette recorder Electromechanical device that records, stores on a videotape cassette, and plays back on a TV set recorded images and sound. and/or TiVo 'cause it's an early tee time all weekend. Golf: Deutsche Bank Open, first round, The Golf Channel, 5 a.m. (replayed at 5 p.m.); PGA (1) (Professional Graphics Adapter) An early IBM PC display standard for 3D processing with 640x480x256 resolution. It was not widely used. (2) (Programmable Gate Array) See gate array and FPGA. Byron Nelson Championship, first round, USA Network, 1 p.m.; NBA playoffs: San Antonio at Lakers, Game 6, Channel 7, 5 p.m.; Dallas at Sacramento, Game 6, ESPN, 7:30 p.m.; Baseball: Angels at New York Yankees, Channel 9, 4 p.m.; NHL Eastern Conference finals: Ottawa at New Jersey, Game 3, ESPN, 4 p.m. FRIDAY It's gonna take something special to pull us away from the 30th annual Daytime Emmy Awards show. Playoff hockey? Well, OK. NHL Western Conference finals: Minnesota at Mighty Ducks, Game 4, ESPN2, 7:30 p.m.; NBA playoffs: Detroit at Philadelphia, Game 6 (if necessary), ESPN, TBA TBA See: To be announced ; New Jersey at Boston, Game 6 (if necessary), ESPN, TBA; Golf: Deutsche Bank Open second round, The Golf Channel, 5 a.m. (replayed at 5 p.m.); PGA Byron Nelson Championship, second round, USA Network, 1 p.m.; Baseball: Angels at Boston, Channel 9, 4 p.m.; Florida at Dodgers, Fox Sports Net 2, 7 p.m.; Atlanta at San Diego, TBS, 7 p.m.; Horse racing: Black-Eyed Susan Stakes The Black-Eyed Susan Stakes is an American Thoroughbred horse race run annually at Pimlico Race Course in Baltimore, Maryland. The race is open to three-year-old fillies willing to race one and one-eighth miles on the dirt and currently offers a purse of $250,000. from Pimlico, ESPN, 2 p.m.; Boxing: Lance Whitaker vs. Andre Purlett, ESPN2, 6 p.m. SATURDAY Gotta say, we're very intrigued by this high-flyin' filly, Buffythecenterfold, winner of the Hollywood Park Railbird rail·bird n. Slang A horseracing enthusiast, especially one who watches races at the outer rail of the track. Noun 1. Stakes last week. Named for Buffy Tyler, the November 2000 Playboy Playmate of the Month Playmate of the Month nude girl provocatively gracing Playboy’s centerfold. [Am. Culture: Flexner, 285] See : Beauty, Sensual , she has five wins in eight trips. Her trainer says she probably won't run again until the June 14 Hollywood Oaks, but since she is a 3-year-old, why not give her a shot at the thin Preakness field? You won't even need to use an illegal prod to make us watch her run. Horse racing: The Preakness Stakes, Channel 4, 2 p.m.; NHL Eastern Conference finals: Ottawa at New Jersey, Game 4, Channel 7, noon; NBA playoffs: Lakers at San Antonio, Game 7 (if necessary), TBA; Sacramento at Dallas, Game 7 (if necessary); TBA; Baseball: Florida at Dodgers, Channel 13, 7 p.m.; New York Mets
Please [ improve this article] or discuss the issue on the talk page. , ESPN, 9:55 a.m.; Galaxy at Dallas, Channel 9, 5:30 p.m. SUNDAY If the Mighty Ducks have a 3-1 lead at this point in the proceedings, you actually think they'll be feeling comfortable? NHL Western Conference finals: Mighty Ducks at Minnesota, Game 5, ESPN2, 4 p.m.; NBA playoffs: Philadelphia at Detroit, Game 7 (if necessary), Boston at New Jersey, Game 7 (if necessary) or conference finals, Game 1, Channel 7, 1 p.m.; Baseball: Florida at Dodgers, Channel 13, 1 p.m.; Angels at Boston, Channel 9, 11 a.m.; Philadelphia at Houston, ESPN, 5 p.m.; NCAA NCAA abbr. National Collegiate Athletic Association men's and women's rugby championships, College Sports TV, 5 and 7 p.m.; Golf: Deutsche Bank Open, final round, The Golf Channel, 4 a.m. (replayed 5 p.m.); PGA Byron Nelson Championship, final round, Channel 2, noon; Auto racing: Indianapolis 500 time trials, bump day, ESPN, 10 a.m. and 3 p.m., plus Channel 7, 1 p.m. CAPTION(S): 2 photos, box Photo: (1) THE DUCKS' JEAN-SEBASTIEN GIGUERE IS WILD ABOUT OVERTIME Jim Mone/Associated Press (2) FUNNY CIDE'S NOOVES ARE IN AN UPROAR AS PREAKNESS NEARS Associated Press Box: TV TODAY |
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