SPEAKING OF GUEST VOICES ...The regular voice cast members of ``The Simpsons'' do a stellar job on the show, but what often makes it special are the guest voices. Here are some of the stars who have played themselves or characters on ``The Simpsons.'' Kelsey Grammer Allen Kelsey Grammer (born February 21, 1955) is a six-time Emmy and a two-time Golden Globe-winning American actor best known for his two-decade portrayal of psychiatrist Dr. (Sideshow Bob Robert Underdunk Terwilliger, better known by his stage name Sideshow Bob, is a recurring fictional character in the animated television series The Simpsons ) Tony Bennett (himself) Phil Hartman (Lionel Hutz, barfly bar·fly n. pl. bar·flies Slang One who frequents drinking establishments. , Moses, Troy McClure) Larry King (himself) Danny DeVito (Herb Powell) Ringo Starr (himself) Joe Mantegna (Fat Tony) Magic Johnson (himself) Chick Hearn (himself) Darryl Strawberry (himself) Wade Boggs (himself) Spinal Tap spinal tap: see spinal puncture. (Themselves) Tom Jones (himself) Hugh Hefner (himself) Leonard Nimoy (himself) Barry White (himself) James Brown (himself) James Woods (himself) Buzz Aldrin (himself) Mandy Patinkin (Hugh Parkerfield) Tito Puente (himself) Bob Newhart (himself) Cypress Hill (themselves) Jack Lemmon (Pretzel Man) Rodney Dangerfield (Larry) Donald Sutherland (Mr. Hurlbut) Susan Sarandon (Bart's ballet teacher) Mel Brooks (himself) ?13- Keith Marder When it comes to Bart, the writing's on the board The main title sequence from ``The Simpsons'' often contains eldest child Bart in detention, serving out his time, writing something over and over again on the blackboard. Here are some of the more memorable punishments of the past 167 episodes that let you know what the 10-year-old miscreant mis·cre·ant n. 1. An evildoer; a villain. 2. An infidel; a heretic. [Middle English miscreaunt, heretic, from Old French mescreant, present participle of is up to during the school day: - ``I will not call my teacher `hot cakes.' '' - ``Garlic gum is not funny.'' - ``I am not a 32-year-old woman.'' - ``I will not pledge allegiance to Bart.'' - ``I am not a dentist.'' - ``Underwear should be worn on the inside.'' - ``I will not teach others to fly.'' - ``A burp burp n. Noisy expulsion of gas from the stomach through the mouth. v. 1. To expel gas from the stomach through the mouth. 2. To cause a baby to expel gas from the stomach, as by patting the back after feeding. is not an answer.'' - ``I am not authorized to fire substitute teachers.'' - ``I am not delightfully saucy sauc·y adj. sauc·i·er, sauc·i·est 1. a. Impertinent or disrespectful. b. Impertinent in an entertaining way; impossible to repress or control. 2. .'' - ``Organ transplants are best left to professionals.'' - ``No one wants to hear from my armpits.'' - ``The boys' room is not a water park.'' - ``The truth is not out there.'' - ``My butt does not deserve a Web site.'' ?13- Keith Marder Answers to quiz on page 3 1. Homer. 2. ``The Itchy itch·y adj. Having or causing an itching sensation. & Scratchy Show.'' 3. Scotland. 4. Springfield Elementary School
5. Brown. 6. Mrs. Krabappel. 7. Greyhound. 8. Nelson Muntz. 9. Carrots. 10. A boat. 11. Judaism. 12. Ms. Hoover. 13. Duff. 14. 230 pounds. 15. Sanjay. 16. Jub-Jub. 17. 742 Evergreen Terrace. 18. Car salesman. 19. Duff Gardens. 20. The Ramones. CAPTION(S): 4 Photos, 2 Boxes Photo: (1) Kelsey Grammer Played Sideshow Bob (2) Magic Johnson Played himself (3) Susan Sarandon Played Bart's ballet teacher (4) If it's inappropriate, Bart's probably tried it - and written about it. Box: (1) When it comes to Bart, the writing's on the board (See Text) (2) Answers to quiz on page 3 (See Text) |
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