SOUND OFF.Byline: The Register-Guard Right man for the job While pondering my next career move this morning, a dear friend and colleague made me aware of your opening for offensive coordinator An offensive coordinator typically refers to the coach on a football team in the National Football League or College football who is in charge of the offense. This position aids the head coach by designing and scripting plays, delegating work to offensive position coaches during of my beloved football team. While I'm admittedly short on experience when it comes to coaching quarterbacks, halfbacks, tackles, guards or anything remotely resembling a `skill' position, I'm here to tell you that I'm your man. I'll follow up at a later date with my resume, however, I thought I'd give you a few things to keep in mind while pondering your decision. Eye for talent: My Madden mad·den v. mad·dened, mad·den·ing, mad·dens v.tr. 1. To make angry; irritate. 2. To drive insane. v.intr. To become infuriated. team won the past four Super Bowls. In my tenure, bringing Samie Parker Samie Jabar Parker (born March 25, 1981 in Long Beach, California) is an National Football League wide receiver currently playing for the Kansas City Chiefs. He graduated from Long Beach Polytechnic High School. to Seattle in lieu of Darrell Jackson Darrell Lamont Jackson (born December 6, 1978 in Dayton, Ohio) is an American football wide receiver currently playing for the San Francisco 49ers of the National Football League. and Koren Robinson Koren Robinson (born March 19, 1980 in Belmont, North Carolina) is an American football wide receiver for the Green Bay Packers of the NFL. He was drafted in the first round (9th overall) of the 2001 NFL Draft out of N.C. State by the Seattle Seahawks. has proven to be the second-greatest trade in team history, behind only the blockbuster Matt Hasselbeck/Shaun Alexander-for-Joey Harrington deal. Common sense: When we need 11 yards, my slot receiver will run 12 yards. If he drops the pass, he'll wash the Bellottis' car. If he runs 10 1/2 yards, he'll wax it. We will retain one screen play. That's right, one. It'll keep the defense on its heels when it blitzes. On third-and-12? Never. Uniform: You needn't supply one. I have around a grand sitting on my credit card specifically for game day. On a side note, while baseball caps traditionally make my already generous-sized head look like a 20-gallon bucket of paint, I'll wear one with pride. I won't even take it off to shower. Oh yeah, and while I try to stay humble on most subjects, I have to admit, I look GREAT in yellow. Superstition superstition, an irrational belief or practice resulting from ignorance or fear of the unknown. The validity of superstitions is based on belief in the power of magic and witchcraft and in such invisible forces as spirits and demons. : If we lose, I won't shave. Yeah, I know this sounds silly, but how many members of ZZ Top have ever sat on your sidelines? I don't plan on starting any new traditions. While I know you all have a ton of very qualified offensive coordinators lining up for this job, (most of whom have probably played football beyond middle school), I believe I'm a passionate, viable, and for that matter, perfect fit for your organization. Please feel free to contact me to schedule a formal interview. MATTHEW WILLIAMSON Matthew Williamson is a fashion designer based in the United Kingdom.[1] His collections are shown twice a year during New York Fashion Week, and they often have an Indian influence, perhaps related to the time Williamson spent working in India for the clothing store Beaverton Great role model There was a touching moment at the Oregon-OSU basketball game last Saturday night. Jordan Kent Jordan Russell Kent (born July 24, 1984 in Dhahran, Saudi Arabia) is an American football wide receiver, drafted in 2007 by the Seattle Seahawks of the National Football League. had his arm around his dad getting instructions on the game. The Kent family certainly is an asset to our community by the love and caring for family and friends. Ernie is more than a coach, he is a teacher to all of us about how to live and serve each other. ROGER NESS Eugene |
|
||||||||||||||||
Printer friendly
Cite/link
Email
Feedback
Reader Opinion