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TALK Now, after one of the most controversial storylines ever to hit soapland, she is finally reunited with Tommy - and Alfie is delighted that they're a proper family again.
Of course, that still leaves one glum-faced woman in the Square, but that's nothing new for Ronnie, who's had the same blank expression for months.
At first, the thought of getting Tommy back is too overwhelming for Kat and she reacts how she normally does when scared - she runs away.
Thankfully Jean calms her down and before she knows it, Kat is home with her baby in her arms. Her happiness seems complete when she's also reunited with dad Charlie, who has some news of his own - he's engaged!
But while the Champagne corks pop in the Vic, on the other side of the Square poor Jack is going through hell, having to give up the boy he's been bringing up as his own and grieve for the son he never knew.
COP arrested Ronnie makes an emotional apology to the police but is sent to prison, from where she tells Jack he should forget about her and find someone better.
EMMERDALE * I'M surprised the cops don't have a cell permanently reserved for Cain Dingle, the amount of times he's been arrested. But the unusual thing about this police visit is they're been called in by Charity, who breaks the golden Dingle rule of never snitching.
She's been driven to desperate measures after her ex steals some diamond earrings she's been given by Jai, and drives off in his rival's car. Fed-up Charity dials 999, but Cameron gives Cain a false alibi and Debbie has a go at her mum for breaking the family code. She feels bad enough to change her statement and Cain is released.
Meanwhile, Kelly threatens to leave the village if Jimmy doesn't pick her. He goes to the church to think and suddenly gets a memory of Kelly coming down the aisle and how happy he felt. So he begs her to stay and falls into bed with her. Poor Nic! But at least his memory seems to be returning.
Also, Alicia and Leyla make up, thanks to Andy who's turned into Mr Nice Guy, and John says he's going to buy the farm off Declan within the month. Let's hope he's not using the Jim McDonald way of raising funds.
CORONATION STREET * THIS is beginning to get tiresome. John Stape seemed to be getting better, but the strain of knowing he's murdered two people and buried a corpse gets to him when a solicitor calls him Mr Fishwick, and he's pushed over the edge. Again. This time he's found by Peter in the bookies, rocking backwards and forwards.
Maria confides in Chris about what Frank did to her, and he reacts as calmly as you'd imagine - by storming into Underworld and attacking him. Then he persuades Maria to go to the police and Frank is arrested. But will justice be done, especially as Carla sides with her new business partner? Sally is upset when a legal hearing rules she's not entitled to half of Kevin's scratchcard winnings, but then he turns up with a cheque for the full pounds 200,000.
Eddie is desperate to get back into Anna's good books and decides to propose - but he might not be pleased with her answer.
HOME & AWAY Cain is again in Emmerdale.
SHAM marriages are a soap favourite - look at Graeme and Xin in Corrie - and now Grace and Elijah's falls apart after a visit from immigration officers. As Grace is led away, Leah vows to find out who dobbed them in. Charlie's not happy about Ruby's relationship with Casey, until he wins a science competition.
HOLLYOAKS * RHYS has been kidnapped by a mysterious blonde who calls herself Jenny and demands the money he stole from her brother, the late Danny Houston. Later, Doug is shocked to bump into 'Jenny' (played by Daisy Turner, younger sister of EastEnder Lacey) as it's clear they have a history.
NEIGHBOURS * TASH tries to pass off someone else's ultrasound pictures as her own, but Summer sees through her rouse and tells a furious Andrew there's no pregnancy. And Callum tries to unlock his past through hypnosis.
DOCTORS * A COMMENT from her father suddenly makes Zara decide she wants to be a mum, even though she's going through an early menopause. Also, Elaine's colleagues worry when she takes in Ed, and look out for guest stars Jean Fergusson and Paula Wilcox.
COP THIS: Cain is arrested again in Emmerdale.