SECOND TIME'S A CHARM WITH BROSNAN IN `TOMMORROW'.Byline: Glenn Whipp Daily News Film Critic After 18 movies, countless babes and bad guys and a pop-culture saturation that's overflowing at the brim, what's left for our favorite English super spy, James Bond? Do you have him come out of the closet Verb 1. come out of the closet - to state openly and publicly one's homosexuality; "This actor outed last year" out, come out disclose, let on, divulge, expose, give away, let out, reveal, unwrap, discover, bring out, break - make known to the public and make a pass at Q? Or perhaps show how he likes to spend his quiet moments curled up on the sofa with a self-help manual and a warm cup of cocoa that's shaken, not stirred "Shaken, not stirred" is a famous catch phrase of Ian Fleming's fictional British Secret Service agent, James Bond and his preference for how he wished his martini prepared. . Maybe not. If you're the producers of the 19th installment of 007, ``Tomorrow Never Dies,'' there's only one way to push the long-running series into the 21st century. You go back to the formula and milk it for all it's worth. And that's exactly what they've done. Oh, there's the odd refinement or two. This edition's Bond girl is a Chinese operative, Wai Lin (Michelle Yeoh Dato' Michelle Yeoh Choo-Kheng (Traditional Chinese: 楊紫瓊; Simplified Chinese: 杨紫琼; Pinyin: ), who rises above sidekick status to help Bond save the world. In a radical departure, she and 007 don't even kiss until the final frame. Of course, the more things change, the more they stay the same. Yeoh also happens to be a drop-dead gorgeous former Miss Malaysia Miss Malaysia represents Malaysia in two of the major international pageant contest - Miss World and Miss Universe. The winner of these contests will hold the title of Miss Malaysia/World or Miss Malaysia/Universe for a one year term. who looks great in a tight jumpsuit. But give the series credit for taking baby steps. Maybe by the next film they'll do something about those cheesy cheesy (che´ze) caseous. opening-credit sequences. As for the rest of ``Tomorrow Never Dies,'' it's yet another Bond film, which translates into an oddly reassuring series of rituals whose outcome is as obvious as the women's cleavage. Pierce Brosnan returns for his second outing as Agent 007, seeming more comfortable in the role than he was two years ago in ``GoldenEye goldeneye or whistler Either of two species of small, yellow-eyed diving ducks that produce a whistling sound with their rapidly beating wings. The common goldeneye (Bucephala clangula) breeds throughout the Northern Hemisphere; Barrow's goldeneye (B. .'' Here, he's up against loony media mogul Elliot Carver (Jonathan Pryce) who isn't content to sell the news - he wants to stage it as well. It isn't an original idea; after all, William Randolph William Randolph (1650 - April 11, 1711) was a colonist and land owner who played an important role in the history and politics of what became the U.S. state of Virginia. He was born in Warwickshire, England, to Richard Randolph (1627-1671) and Elizabeth Ryland (1625-1670). Hearst was doing this kind of thing 100 years ago with the Spanish-American War Spanish-American War, 1898, brief conflict between Spain and the United States arising out of Spanish policies in Cuba. It was, to a large degree, brought about by the efforts of U.S. expansionists. . But in today's information age, where wars are beamed into our living rooms by ratings-hungry media barons, Pryce's villain affords all sorts of delicious possibilities, and the script has some fun with them. Bond's mission is to get behind the mysterious circumstances that led to Chinese fighter jets sinking a British ship that had inexplicably entered into its waters. According to according to prep. 1. As stated or indicated by; on the authority of: according to historians. 2. In keeping with: according to instructions. 3. the ship's radar, it was in neutral territory. But then, the ship's captain didn't know that Carver had altered his radar via satellite. And the Chinese didn't know that Carver had his own ``stealth ship'' in its waters, a ship that blew the British vessel out of the ocean. That's the setup, for what it's worth. But few people come to these films for the brain-teasing plot developments. Real Bond fans will want to know how the rituals compare with past efforts. Here's how they stack up: The opening sequence: A silly episode with Bond infiltrating a meeting between arms smugglers ends with a thrilling payoff that will send you through the roof. The gadgets: Q has devised a couple of doozies. The best is a BMW BMW in full Bayerische Motoren Werke AG German automaker. Founded as an aircraft engine manufacturer in 1916, the company assumed the name Bayerische Motoren Werke and became known for its high-speed motorcycles in the 1920s. that can be driven by remote control. If this car comes out on the market, women the world over could regain control of the television remotes. The action: It's OK. Some bits are thrilling, others seem to last longer than the 35 years the Bond franchise has been around. The babes: Teri Hatcher, looking alarmingly thin, plays Carver's wife. She knew Bond way back when - and easily comes under his charms again. Yeoh is the best thing about the movie, playing a lethal weapon who can kick like a mule while breezily trading quips with 007. The villains: Pryce has some fine moments as a man who knows that sticks and stones can break your bones, but words can make you a whole lot of money. Unfortunately, his enforcer, a thug named Mr. Stamper (Gotz Otto), bears an uncanny resemblance to Brigitte Nielsen (without the upper torso) - only he's not as scary. Mr. Stamper is kind of a comedown come·down n. 1. A decline to a lower status or level. 2. a. A feeling of disappointment or depression. b. A cause of disappointment or depression. after ``GoldenEye's'' Famke Janssen and her bone-crushing thighs. The locations: France, Thailand, Germany, Mexico. Nice scenery, although nothing comes close to matching the majesty of Ursula Andress rising out of the ocean in ``Dr. No.'' The theme song: Sheryl Crow sings the title track. It falls somewhere between Shirley Bassey's ``Goldfinger'' and Lulu's ``The Man With the Golden Gun.'' Decent, but you won't be humming it when you leave the theater. The components add up to an enjoyable, though not particularly memorable entry into the Bond franchise. Brosnan remains a solid reason we can still have fun with this creaky creak·y adj. creak·i·er, creak·i·est 1. Tending to creak. 2. Shaky or infirm, as with age; decrepit: creaky knee joints; a creaky regime. old series. Suitably charming and dangerous, Brosnan has reinvigorated 007 and made him his own man. He'll never erase the ghost of Sean Connery, but chances are half of this film's audience wasn't born when Connery made ``Dr. No'' 35 years ago. And if Connery were still around as Bond, he probably would be having that warm cup of cocoa right about now. That or he'd be sound asleep at the rest home for old spies, no doubt dreaming about Pussy pus·sy adj. Containing or resembling pus. puss, pussy term of endearment addressed to a cat. Called also moggy. Galore. THE FACTS The film: ``Tomorrow Never Dies'' (PG-13; intense action, violence, sexuality and innuendo innuendo n. from Latin innuere, "to nod toward." In law it means "an indirect hint." "Innuendo" is used in lawsuits for defamation (libel or slander), usually to show that the party suing was the person about whom the nasty statements were made or why the comments ). The stars: Pierce Brosnan, Michelle Yeoh, Jonathan Pryce and Teri Hatcher. Behind the scenes: Directed by Roger Spottiswoode. Written by Bruce Fierstein. Released by United Artists. Running time: One hour, 58 minutes. Playing: Citywide. Our rating: Three Stars. |
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