Rants raves.

"Every movie in the last three years you look like a scary dyke with no teeth."

--Out designer and E! bad boy ISAAC MIZRAHI, talking to actress Charlize Theron on the red carpet at the Golden Globes, January 16

"It's about hurting our kids. [It's] state-sanctioned child abuse."

--Talk radio host JANET PARSHALL on same-sex marriage, on CNN's Larry King Live, January 17

"The Golden Globes were such a ... wallow in Hollywood's love of all things gay ... where was Cynthia Nixon's real-life girlfriend? Tied up in an attic somewhere with Mary Cheney's?"

--Gossip columnist MICHAEL MUSTO in The Village Voice, January 23

"He sounds like Ken Mehlman when he's saying that, only less gay."

--Liberal pundit RACHEL MADDOW, comparing Osama Bin Laden to the chair of the Republican National Committee, on MSNBC's Crooks & Liars, January 21

"It's not gay, and it's not straight.... It's all depicting this wonderful camaraderie ... that exist[s] in this generation."

--MIKE JEFFRIES, CEO of Abercrombie & Fitch, on the homoeroticism of A&F's catalog, as quoted on Salon.com, January 24