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Title	Date	Words
Her Thieving Junkie Brother\'d5s Memoir of Veronica the Great	May 1, 2007	949
It\'d5s the Turkey Parade! We Have C.P.W. Seats, But Will Stars Wave?	Nov 26, 2006	1169
It's the Turkey Parade! We Have C.P.W. Seats, But Will Stars Wave?	Nov 26, 2006	1169
Strawberry Fields\'d1Forever? Potholed Plot Jolts My Mom!	Aug 6, 2006	1189
Strawberry Fields-Forever? Potholed Plot Jolts My Mom!	Aug 6, 2006	1189
Don\'d5t Change the Channel! When Alone at a Bar, That Is	Apr 9, 2006	728
Don't Change the Channel! When Alone at a Bar, That Is	Apr 9, 2006	728
My Crumb Collection Goes to Vassar\'d1 But Is It Art?	Apr 2, 2006	1184
My Crumb Collection Goes to Vassar- But Is It Art?	Apr 2, 2006	1185
Freedom is Confusing For Artistic Foreigners	Feb 5, 2006	928
Likeable Homeless Perps Get Expensive Sympathy Uptown	Jan 29, 2006	925
Bags Stuck in Subway Doors Vulnerable to Platform Pirates!	Jan 22, 2006	830
The Revolution Begins\'d1 On the Upper East Side!	Jan 15, 2006	854
The Revolution Begins- On the Upper East Side!	Jan 15, 2006	853
Toxic Substance at Sotheby\'d5s! House HazMat Team Cleans Up	Jan 8, 2006	850
Toxic Substance at Sotheby's! House HazMat Team Cleans Up	Jan 8, 2006	849
Toxic Substance at Sotheby\'d5s! House HazMat Team Cleans Up	Dec 18, 2005	850
Toxic Substance at Sotheby's! House HazMat Team Cleans Up	Dec 18, 2005	850
The Barney\'d5s Briber! $700 Not Tempting to Cop	Dec 11, 2005	833
The Barney's Briber! $700 Not Tempting to Cop	Dec 11, 2005	833
Loony for Lingerie on UES: Padded Bras \'d4Very Sexy\'d5\'d1and Hot	Dec 4, 2005	772
Loony for Lingerie on UES: Padded Bras 'Very Sexy'-and Hot	Dec 4, 2005	773
Hey, St. Jude\'d1Take That! Crazy Man Attacks Saint	Nov 27, 2005	876
Hey, St. Jude-Take That! Crazy Man Attacks Saint	Nov 27, 2005	876
Alcohol and Women Don\'d5t Mix: Girl-Beater Runs Over Cops	Nov 20, 2005	746
Alcohol and Women Don't Mix: Girl-Beater Runs Over Cops	Nov 20, 2005	745
Las Vegas on 61st Street: Is Gambling OK on Upper East?	Nov 13, 2005	804
He Said/He Said of Road Rage: Don\'d5t Flip the Bird!	Nov 6, 2005	913
He Said/He Said of Road Rage: Don't Flip the Bird!	Nov 6, 2005	913
Those Wily Veterinarians! They\'d5ll Catch You Every Time	Oct 16, 2005	882
Those Wily Veterinarians! They'll Catch You Every Time	Oct 16, 2005	882
Women Can Be Muggers, Too! All It Takes Is Confidence	Oct 9, 2005	642
Do You Trust Your Super? What About His Friends?	Sep 25, 2005	971
Lots of Cooks in the Kitchen: Violence Erupts Uptown	Aug 21, 2005	737
It's Trouble When \'d2Al\'d3 Shows Up; Woozy Crook Loves Magazines	Aug 14, 2005	701
It's Trouble When "Al" Shows Up; Woozy Crook Loves Magazines	Aug 14, 2005	700
People Who Talk During Movies: Shouldn\'d5t They Be Banned?	Jul 31, 2005	869
People Who Talk During Movies: Shouldn't They Be Banned?	Jul 31, 2005	869
Save That for Victoria's Secret!: La Perla Customer Gets Off	Jul 17, 2005	811
June\'d5s Parade of Crimes: From Crack to Copping a Feel	Jul 10, 2005	726
June's Parade of Crimes: From Crack to Copping a Feel	Jul 10, 2005	725
I Have Michael's Glove! Should I Save It Or Sell It on eBay?	Jun 26, 2005	1254
The Patient Pretty Thief Holds Out For Metrocards	Jun 26, 2005	569
Poor John Tricked Uptown: Stabbing at House of Ill Repute	Jun 12, 2005	912
Storing Away Winter Furs Doesn't Guarantee Their Safety	Jun 5, 2005	974
The Ring Cycle on 88th Street: Lost-and-Found Bauble Drama	May 29, 2005	876
Not On My Sidewalk, Nelly; Stroller in Turf War With Celebs	May 22, 2005	846
Botched at Barneys Card Scam: Crooks Sign Away $3,000 in Loot	May 15, 2005	786
The Writing's on the Wall-High-School Punks Did It	May 8, 2005	868
Follow That Truck, Officer!	May 1, 2005	701
Watchout Map-Reading Tourists Crooks See in You Easy Prey	Apr 24, 2005	973
Tough Times for Obits: Pope, Bellow, Cochran\'d0Will Dad Make the Cut?	Apr 17, 2005	1188
Hard Knocks for Uptown Moms: Stroller Crime on the Increase	Apr 17, 2005	802
Amid Gates Hoopla, D.O.T. Sign Takes A Walk	Mar 6, 2005	724
E.S.U. Rescues Feuding Roomies From Fire Escape and Bathtub	Jan 9, 2005	871