Quotes.

"I'm a libertarian. I believe in minimizing the role of the state and maximizing individual rights. Trust me, I know what I'm doing."

--Kyle MacLachlan, as boy-toy Orson on a leaked forthcoming episode of Desperate Housewives, as he prepares to perform oral sex on Marcia Cross 

"I know that I saw it on the TV station. It might have only been on Fox, come to think of it."

--Idaho Republican congressional candidate Bill Sali, on his claim that WMD had been found in Iraq, quoted in the Lewiston Tribune, September 7

"One of the hardest parts of my job is to connect Iraq to the war on terror."--President Bush on the CB5 Evening News, September 6

"What I would like is, I'd like the country I grew up in. It was a good country. I lived in Washington, D.C., 400,000 black folks, 400,000 white folks, in a country 89 or 90 percent white. I like that country."

--Pat Buchanan on Hannity and Colmes, August 30

"We have to show it's not Big Brother watching you, it's Big Brother looking after you."

--James Ferryman, a scientist at Britain's Reading University who is working on a flight security product, quoted by Reuters, August 11