Quips & slips.

"If I really wanted to torpedo McCain, I would endorse him."
--Rush Limbaugh

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"Doesn't it seem like Chelsea's sort of being pimped out in some weird
sort of way?"
--MSNBC anchor David Schuster on the Clinton campaign's selective use of
the candidate's daughter

"I try to be [human] once every few months."
--Bill Kristol, editor of The Weekly Standard

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"I felt this thrill going up my leg."
--MSNBC host Chris Matthews describing how he felt during a Barack Obama
speech

"That tear duct enlargement surgery is really expensive."
--Radio Host Laura Ingraham on Hillary Clinton

"Mitt Romney loves America so much that he could not and would not
subject it to a Mitt Romney presidency."
--Jon Stewart

"I really resented it when my husband came home and said my candidate
was the only one who ever tested positive for Ambien."
--Former Fred Thompson adviser Mary Matalin on her husband, James
Carville

"Jalapenos, banana peppers, any kind of hot peppers--I eat them raw, I
eat them cooked. I don't know whether it's for everybody, but it's
worked for me."
--Hillary Clinton

"Why do you think the people of Texas will go for your message?"
--Stephen Colbert

"Because I understand barbecue."
--Mike Huckabee

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