Pssst ... no cheating.

The teacher had just handed out history tests, and the whole class was silent. I realized I hadn't brought a pencil, so I whispered to the girl in front of me and asked for a pencil, She didn't hear me, so I whispered a little louder. Suddenly, the girl next to me stood up, pointed and yelled, "Hey, they're cheating!" I explained to the teacher that I needed a pencil and got a public lecture about being more prepared.

I was totally excited when we got our yearbooks, t flipped through the book and wrote a comment next to each teacher's picture. On my English teacher Ms. Penn's page, I wrote in huge letters, "Mr. Morgan's potential love," because I always thought she and my science teacher would make a good couple. Later that day, I got Ms. Penn to sign my yearbook. She wrote next to my comment, "I don't think so." Ha!

I was looking down at my feet as t walked through the mall with my boyfriend. I grabbed his hand, and he sped up. But l was holding some strange woman's hand! My boyfriend was behind me, watching the whole thing and cracking up.

I had just bought my first pair of heels and had on a new mini. I saw my crush across the street, so I began to cross. But the curb was steeper than I thought, and I fell into a dirty puddle. My skirt was all twisted, and one shoe dangled from my foot by an ankle strap. Smooth.

I asked to be excused from class so I could go to the bathroom. I had a stash of tampons in my backpack, and I grabbed one but left the pocket open. When I came back, the boys were throwing and kicking my tampons around. When the teacher asked whose "feminine products" those were, I had to raise my hand!

I live on a cattle farm and was telling my English class about a calf whose mom died so we were bottle-feeding it. Except, instead of "bottle-feeding," I said, "There's this calf we're breast-feeding." Everyone, including the teacher, took a second to comprehend what I'd just said, and then laughed.

I was dissecting a frog, when a piece of skin flew out of my tweezer-thingie right into my crush's face. For the next week, people in the hails pointed at me and shouted, "Look out--there's Hog girl!"

My crush won a big teddy bear for me from the crane machine in the lobby of the movie theatre. After we sat down for previews, he ducked out Cot popcorn but I didn't notice. I went to kiss him on the cheek but kissed the bear instead. People behind me saw. Bear-y embarrassing.

I was at my friend's house, watching a scary movie. When it came to the scariest part, her brother snuck up on us. I screamed and totally wet myself Luckily, "no one noticed when f wandered to the bathroom to dry myself.

My mom and I were at Taco Bell, and she told me to get a table while she ordered. I saw one with a half-eaten burrito and some trash, so I cleared it and sat down. This curie walked up and asked what happened to his food. He had just gone for a drink refill!