Porkchop hill.IT WAS JUST ANOTHER DAY IN MY LIFE, UNTIL I RECEIVED A LETTER FROM ED McMAHON Edward "Ed" Peter Leo McMahon, Jr. (born March 6, 1923) is an American comedian, game show host, announcer and television personality most famous for his work on television as Johnny Carson's announcer on Who Do You Trust? from 1957 to 1962 and on the Tonight Show .. UNTIL I STARTED USING DRY IDEA ... BUT MAINLY UNTIL MY EDITOR ORDERED ME TO DRAW A CARTOON FEATURE STORY ABOUT ... [ILLUSTRATION OMITTED] I WANT THE QUINTESSENTIAL quin·tes·sen·tial adj. Of, relating to, or having the nature of a quintessence; being the most typical: "Liszt was the quintessential romantic" Musical Heritage Review. SKATEBOARD FEATURE ON MY DESK TOMORROW A.M. FARB! AND OH YES, PUT SOME RESEARCH INTO IT..OR YOU'RE FIRED! [ILLUSTRATION OMITTED] GETTA MOVE ON FARB! [ILLUSTRATION OMITTED] GOSH gosh interj. Used to express mild surprise or delight. [Alteration of God.] gosh interj an exclamation of mild surprise or wonder [euphemistic for , HOW CAN I DRAW SKATE STORIES WHEN IVE IVE Instant Virtual Extranet IVE Institute of Vocational Education IVE Instituto del Verbo Encarnado (Spanish: Institute of the Incarnate Word) IVE Immersive Virtual Environments IVE Intendencia de Verificación Especial NEVER EVEN TRIED IT! I'LL HAVE TO GET A SKATEBOARD TO REALLY GET INTO THIS... ..NOW WHERE DID I SEE THAT SKATE SHOP? HMMM HMMM Hexamethoxymethylmelamine ... [ILLUSTRATION OMITTED] IT JUST SO HAPPENS THAT "NECROSKATES" IS ONLY AROUND THE CORNER ... HEH HEH Come in, I have things of need To you--Farb! [ILLUSTRATION OMITTED] You will take this one, you know it is a death trap death trap Noun a place or vehicle considered very unsafe ... But you will take it won't you? heh, heh heh! [ILLUSTRATION OMITTED] I'LL TAKE IT! [ILLUSTRATION OMITTED] KILLER DEAL, ONLY EIGHTY BUCKS! I SHOULDN'TVE TAKEN ADVANTAGE, LIKE THAT, OH WELL ... NOW WHERE'S THE BIGGEST HILL IN TOWN SO'S I CN TRY OUT MY NEW STICK! [ILLUSTRATION OMITTED] HEY KID, THE BIGGEST IN TOWN IS PORKCHOP HILL, BUT YOU WOULDNT HAVE A CHANCE WITH THAT RELIC! HAR HAR! [ILLUSTRATION OMITTED] WELL DON'T TELL HIM TO GO TO PORKCHOP HILL, HE'LL GET KILLED! DON'T DO IT HONEY! [ILLUSTRATION OMITTED] AM I A FOOL? A WIMP (operating system) WIMP - Windows, Icons, Menus and Pointers (or maybe Windows, Icons, Mouse, Pull-down menus). The style of graphical user interface invented at Xerox PARC, popularised by the Apple Macintosh and now available in other varieties such as the X Window System, ? HONEY? HMMMM ... [ILLUSTRATION OMITTED] PSSSST ... OVER HERE FARB! ? [ILLUSTRATION OMITTED] YOU'LL GO KID! ITS ALL OVER TOWN, EVERY BODY'S BEEN MAKIN' BOOK ON IT SEE? ..YR TWENTY TO ONE ... [ILLUSTRATION OMITTED] ..YOU DROPIN ONCE AN' I GET 20K GET IT? GULP [ILLUSTRATION OMITTED] HOT DOGS [ILLUSTRATION OMITTED] HOT D ... HILL PERMITS! GETCHER HILL PERMITS! ... GO HILL PERMITS SON? [ILLUSTRATION OMITTED] PERMITS! GOSH I DIDNT KNOW.. [ILLUSTRATION OMITTED] BUT I'VE ONLY GOT ... EXACTLY THE RIGHT AMOUNT! [ILLUSTRATION OMITTED] BLIND FOLD! I GOT HIS CREDIT CARDS FORTY TO ONE! HEALTH INSURANCE MOVIE RIGHTS HILL TAX YOUR WILL! YA GOT LIABILITY BOY I SEE BEEG FEENISH SEE YA AFTER GULP! [ILLUSTRATION OMITTED] LISTED IN THE GUINNESS STOUT BOOK OF WORLD RECORDS AS THE STEEPEST GRADED SURFACE ON THE PLANET! PORKCHOP HILL! GULP! [ILLUSTRATION OMITTED] GULP! [ILLUSTRATION OMITTED] GO FOR IT FARB, YOU'LL BE RICH AND FAMOUS IF YOU MAKE IT ... ... IF, I SAY ... ? [ILLUSTRATION OMITTED] BE REASONABLE FARB! THEY'LL SCRAPE See scraping. YOU OFF THE BOTTOM WITH A SPATULA spatula /spat·u·la/ (spach´u-lah) [L.] 1. a wide, flat, blunt, usually flexible instrument of little thickness, used for spreading material on a smooth surface. 2. a spatulate structure. ! ! [ILLUSTRATION OMITTED] LATER ... HERE GOES NUTHIN! [ILLUSTRATION OMITTED] NEXT MORNING, HMMM ... [ILLUSTRATION OMITTED] OOPS! [ILLUSTRATION OMITTED] YOW! [ILLUSTRATION OMITTED] HMMM ... [ILLUSTRATION OMITTED] LOOKS LIKE ONE OF MY WHEELS! [ILLUSTRATION OMITTED] LOOKS LIKE ONE OF MY TRUCKS! HMMM.. [ILLUSTRATION OMITTED] LOOKS LIKE ... [ILLUSTRATION OMITTED] YOU DIDN'T DO A VERY GOOD JOB ON THE SKATE BOARD STORY, FARB! [ILLUSTRATION OMITTED] KINDA Adv. 1. kinda - to some (great or small) extent; "it was rather cold"; "the party was rather nice"; "the knife is rather dull"; "I rather regret that I cannot attend"; "He's rather good at playing the cello"; "he is kind of shy" kind of, sort of, rather SLOPPY slop·py adj. slop·pi·er, slop·pi·est 1. Marked by a lack of neatness or order; untidy: a sloppy room. 2. IF YOU ASK ME, FARB! [ILLUSTRATION OMITTED] YEA, WELL IT'S HARD WITH A SKATE BOARD IN YOUR MOUTH! [ILLUSTRATION OMITTED] |
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