Playing to the totalitarian left: two democratic candidates appeal to their party's "core".MY WORTHY OPPONENT TRIES TO COME OFF AS A "PROGRESSIVE" WHEN HE'S ANYTHING BUT ... IN FACT, HE EVEN OPOSES GUN CONTROL. THAT, SIR. IS A GROSS MISINTERPRETATION OF MY RECORD ... [ILLUSTRATION OMITTED] I SIMPLY EXPRESSED SYMPATHY FOR SOMEONE WHO USED A STUN GUN stun gun, hand-held electronic device that produces a high-voltage pulse that can immobilize a person for several minutes with no permanent damage in most cases. TO DEFEND HIMSELF AGAINST A GANG OF HEAVILY ARMED HOMICIDAL hom·i·cid·al adj. 1. Of or relating to homicide. 2. Capable of or conducive to homicide: a homicidal rage. MANIACS ... WHICH ONE COULD ARGUE WAS CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHTS. NONSENSE. IT'S A KNOWN FACT THAT THE FOUNDING FATHERS WERE DRUNK WHEN THEY WROTE THE 2ND AMENDMENT. [ILLUSTRATION OMITTED] AHH AHH AllHipHop.com (website) AHH Aryl Hydrocarbon Hydroxylase AHH Arizona Heart Hospital AHH Ace's Happy Homepage AHH Adaptive Hard Handoff , BUT IT WAS YOU, SENATOR, WHO ONCE PROPOSED REDUCING THE SIZE OF SEVERAL KEY FEDERAL AGENCIES ... INCLUDING THE ALL-IMPORTANT "OFFICE FOR THE REDUCTION OF THE SIZE OF FEDERAL AGENCIES"! WITH ALL DUE RESPECT, GOVERNOR YOUR "INFORMATION FLOW" IS SERIOUSLY BACKED UP ... [ILLUSTRATION OMITTED] I WAS SIMPLY PAINTING A HYPOTHETICAL SCENARIO TO ILLUSTRATE WHAT COULD HAPPEN IF WE WERE AT THE MERCY OF SOME IRRESPONSIBLE BUDGET-TRIMMER LIKE YOU ... WHILE I'M THE ONLY CANDIDATE PRESENT WHO WHOLE-HEARTEDLY FAVORS PILING-ON NEW ENTITLEMENTS LIKE THERE'S NO TOMORROW! THIS IS AN OUTRAGE! I'VE BEEN BE-SMIRCHED! [ILLUSTRATION OMITTED] AND YOU FAILED TO OPPOSE THE RECENT MEDICARE BILL WHEN IT FAILED TO GOBBLE UP to capture in a mass or in masses; to capture suddenly. See also: Gobble OUR ECONOMY WHOLE LIKE IT SHOULD HAVE! SENATOR, I CONSIDER YOU A FRIEND, BUT IF YOU'RE INSINUATING in·sin·u·at·ing adj. 1. Provoking gradual doubt or suspicion; suggestive: insinuating remarks. 2. Artfully contrived to gain favor or confidence; ingratiating. THAT I DOUBT THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT'S ABILITY TO PROVIDE FOR OUR EVERY WANT AND NEED THEN YOU'RE THE ONE WHOSE "INFORMATION FLOW" COULD USE A SUPPOSITORY suppository /sup·pos·i·to·ry/ (su-poz´i-tor?e) an easily fusible medicated mass to be introduced into a body orifice, as the rectum, urethra, or vagina. sup·pos·i·to·ry n. ! [ILLUSTRATION OMITTED] NO ONE HERE IS MORE IN FAVOR OF BIG GOVERNMENT AND AGAINST FREE TRADE OR CONCERNED ABOUT CHILDHOOD OBESITY childhood obesity Public health Overweight in a child, an average BMI of ≥ 85% for age and sex; ≥ 95% for age and sex is very obese. See Body-mass index, Obesity. Cf Adult obesity. OF OUTRAGED OVER SPAM THAN I AM! NO ONE! IEE-GAH! LOOK! LOOK AT HOW ANGRY HE IS! DO YOU WANT THIS HOTHEAD IN CHARGES OF EVERY SINGLE ASPECT OF YOUR ENTIRE LIFE? I THINK NOT! WOULD EITHER OF YOU SUPPORT THE OTHER'S CANDIDACY SHOULD HE WIN THE NOMINATION? OF COURSE. [ILLUSTRATION OMITTED] |
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