Peanut butt-er.This is one sticky situation. A little bit of Jif can go a long way! My crush was sitting at a lunch table next to mine. I got up to empty my tray, hoping he'd notice me. Apparently, I had sat on my friend's peanut butter sandwich and didn't realize it. All his friends laughed and pointed at my rear. My crush walked me home after school, and I couldn't keep my eyes off him. Unfortunately, I didn't see the looming telephone pole in front of me and barreled right into it. My crush looked at me like I was the biggest klutz! I was at Taco Bell Taco Bell Corp., a subsidiary of Yum! Brands, Inc., is a Mexican-style quick service restaurant chain based in Irvine, California, United States. The restaurant has locations primarily in the United States and Canada, but also operates outlets in several other markets. with my crush, and he was looking at other girls. I wanted to get his attention, so I told him a joke. But I forgot about the food in my mouth, and I spit taco all over him. Gross! Before meeting my crush at the mall, I was so nervous I screamed in the elevator--just to release some tension. Suddenly, the elevator stopped and the police opened the doors. Someone had reported I was hurt. By the time I got everything squared away, I was so late meeting my crush that he had gone home. I was slow dancing with my crush at my birthday party. My mom came in the room, looked at the guy and whistled. She said, "You're even cuter than Tammy described." I was mortified mor·ti·fy v. mor·ti·fied, mor·ti·fy·ing, mor·ti·fies v.tr. 1. To cause to experience shame, humiliation, or wounded pride; humiliate. 2. . My crush and I were at the movies when someone behind us tooted. My crush thought I did it, and he laughed so hard that he snorted. My friends dared me to dance in front of my crush's house. Just as I was bustin' a move, his security system went off. He and his parents came outside, and the police arrived soon after. I had to explain the whole dare to everyone--the humility! I had to wear this hideous hid·e·ous adj. 1. Repulsive, especially to the sight; revoltingly ugly. See Synonyms at ugly. 2. Offensive to moral sensibilities; despicable. bridesmaid dress in my aunt's wedding. I thought it'd be OK since none of my friends would be there. I was so wrong! As I walked down the aisle, I saw my crush in the pews--his grandparents grandparents npl → abuelos mpl grandparents grand npl → grands-parents mpl grandparents grand npl run the church! At lunch, I slurped up a big spoonful of Jell-O and gagged. But I kept talking to Noun 1. talking to - a lengthy rebuke; "a good lecture was my father's idea of discipline"; "the teacher gave him a talking to" lecture, speech rebuke, reprehension, reprimand, reproof, reproval - an act or expression of criticism and censure; "he had to my friends and the guy I like. He stared at me and said, "Tricia, Jell-O is oozing oozing exudation of fluid. out of your nose." I was at McDonald's with my crush and had to go to the bathroom. I didn't see the "Wet Floor" sign, and I fell flat. Everyone cheered. My crush pretended pre·tend·ed adj. 1. Not genuine or sincere; feigned: a pretended interest in the proceedings. 2. Supposed; alleged: the pretended heir to the throne. he didn't know me. My crush said to his bud, "She's hot." I asked the friend if he was talking about me, and he said, "No--Britney Spears." |
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