Parroty Interactive Ships "Microshaft Winblows 98"; CD-ROM Parodies Microsoft, Bill Gates and Windows.LARKSPUR Larkspur, city, United States Larkspur, city (1990 pop. 11,070), Marin co., W Calif., a prestigious residential suburb of San Francisco near Mt. Tamalpais; inc. 1908. The region's scenic beauty and excellent beaches attract many visitors. , Calif.--(BUSINESS WIRE)--Jan. 5, 1998--Parroty Interactive, the humor division of Palladium Interactive, announced today that it has shipped Microshaft Winblows(TM) 98, a sidesplitting side·split·ting adj. 1. Convulsively hearty; uproarious. Used of laughter. 2. Causing convulsive laughter; extremely funny: a sidesplitting comedy. CD-ROM CD-ROM: see compact disc. CD-ROM in full compact disc read-only memory Type of computer storage medium that is read optically (e.g., by a laser). spoof of the company, the software, and the man. The CD-ROM is available nationwide for the estimated street price of $19.95. Microshaft spoofs Microsoft by introducing two fictitious Microsoft employees who have created Microshaft to lampoon their omnipotent employer, Bill Gates (person) Bill Gates - William Henry Gates III, Chief Executive Officer of Microsoft, which he co-founded in 1975 with Paul Allen. In 1994 Gates is a billionaire, worth $9.35b and Microsoft is worth about $27b. . What follows is a compilation of hilarious activities, interactive games and multiple levels of play all designed to parody Microsoft, Windows and the genius behind the empire, Bill Gates. "Anyone who uses a computer knows Microsoft, and for years people have been telling jokes and circulating e-mail that poke fun at the success, tactics and products of Microsoft and Bill Gates," said Palladium's vice president of marketing, Rob Halligan. "We have taken the public's fascination with this cultural phenomenon and injected heavy doses of parody to make fun of an industry that we feel is taking itself too seriously. The result is Microshaft Winblows 98." Distributed by Mindscape mind·scape n. A mental or psychological scene or area of the imagination. in North America North America, third largest continent (1990 est. pop. 365,000,000), c.9,400,000 sq mi (24,346,000 sq km), the northern of the two continents of the Western Hemisphere. , Winblows' interactive menu includes: -0-
-- The Main Interface -- Where the hilarity begins: Microshaft
desktop themes, (Outta) Control Panel, Scrolling Microshaft News
and Microshaft's subversive hosts, the frustrated, fictional
Microsoft employees, Meg and Graham.
-- The Roll Ahead -- An interactive strategy board game (one or two
players), where players can see if they have what it takes to
recreate Bill's journey to success -- humorously speaking of
course.
-- Billagotchi -- The user's very own onscreen cyber-CEO. Nurture
him, feed him money or else he throws a tantrum in this parody
spin-off of the virtual pet craze.
-- Win Bill's Money -- A hysterical, but challenging computer
trivia game show.
-- Campus Cam -- Hidden cameras provide a satirical look at the
inner sanctums of Microshaft.
-- MSTV -- The future of television -- according to "you know who."
-- Reject Bin -- A look at some fictional MS products that didn't
quite make the cut.
-- Bill's Personal Outlook -- "What does He want to DO today?" Take
a sneak peek at His to-do list, to-buy list, journal, e-mail and
more.
-- Winblows Exploder -- Blow away a universe of computer bugs,
viruses and those annoying error messages in this stress
reliever.
-- Internet Exploiter -- Continue the fun online by seamlessly
linking to Microshaft online.
-- Download Microshaft Screen Saver Desktop Themes -- Transfer
part of the Microshaft fun right onto your desktop.
-- Access The Brain Drain -- Tech support without the support.
-- Become a Power User -- Access secret codes that reveal hidden
levels in Microshaft.
-- Participate in the Vent Board -- Post your feelings about
Microsoft, Windows, Bill Gates, Janet Reno, Ralph Nader, etc.
-- Read the Microshaft "Joke of the Day" -- Start your day off
with a rib tickler.
-0- Minimum System Requirements To be used efficiently, all computer software needs certain hardware components or other software resources to be present on a computer system. These pre-requisites are known as (computer) system requirements and are often used as a guideline as opposed to an absolute rule. : Windows 95: 486/66 MHz (MegaHertZ) One million cycles per second. It is used to measure the transmission speed of electronic devices, including channels, buses and the computer's internal clock. A one-megahertz clock (1 MHz) means some number of bits (16, 32, 64, etc. (Pentium recommended), 16 MB RAM, 20 MB free hard disk space, SVGA monitor (hardware, graphics) SVGA monitor - A monitor capable of displaying the output of an SVGA card. (640x480, 256 colors), double speed CD-ROM See 2x CD-ROM. drive (quad-speed or faster recommended), and 8-bit sound card. Optional Modem (14.4 K bps; 28.8 K bps or faster recommended). Macintosh/Power Macintosh: System 7.1 or later, 68040/33 MHz (PowerPC recommended), 16 MB RAM, 20 MB free hard disk space, SVGA monitor (640x480, 256 colors), double-speed CD-ROM drive (quad speed or faster recommended, 8-bit sound card. Optional: Modem (14.4 K bps modem; 28.8 K bps or faster recommended). Parroty Interactive's Products -- In addition to Microshaft Winblows 98, Parroty Interactive's other parodies on CD-ROM include: The X-Fools(TM) ($19.95) -- This paranoid paranormal paranormal, adj 1. outside the realm of normal experience or scientific explanation. n 2. collective term for anomalous phenomena. parody of The X-Files features two ultra-paranoid ex-FBI agents, Mully and Scudder, who invite users to become an "agent trainee" and be subjected to a deprogramming Deprogramming refers to actions to persuade or force a person to abandon allegiance to a religious or political group. Deprogramming is normally commissioned by concerned relatives of the follower, often parents of adult children, and is taken against his/her will, which has regimen of interactive games, trivia and multimedia vignettes. Star Warped(TM) ($19.95) -- Named "Funniest CD-ROM of the Century" by America Online's Huge Electronic Brain, Star Warped guides players through a galaxy far, far away to meet their favorite intergalactic in·ter·ga·lac·tic adj. Being or occurring between galaxies: intergalactic space. in icons in a variety of familiar, yet slightly warped, settings. PYST(TM) ($14.95) -- This interactive parody offers the millions of people who have played MYST MYST Mystery Science Theater MYST Mana Youth Sailing Trust (New Zealand) the chance to experience the island in a whole new light. About Palladium Interactive Headquartered in Larkspur, Calif., Palladium Interactive is a developer and publisher of top quality consumer software. For more information on Palladium Interactive and its products, the company's web site can be accessed at http://www.palladium.net . About Mindscape, Inc. Mindscape, Inc., distributor of Palladium Interactive's products in North America, is a leading developer and publisher of consumer software for the home, entertainment, education and reference markets. Founded in 1980, Mindscape is part of Pearson, plc, the international media group based in London, which focuses on the information, education and entertainment markets. -0- Note to Editors: Microshaft Winblows 98 is a parody and is not licensed by Microsoft Corporation or any third parties. CONTACT: Palladium Interactive Robert Naify, 415/446-1700 ext. 417 rnaify@palladium.net or Access Communications Holly Rossetti, 415/904-7070 ext. 264 hrossetti@accesspr.com |
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