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Paranormal investigators discover that popular board company is, literally, an alien workshop.


DAYTON, OH -- Although obvious in hindsight hind·sight  
n.
1. Perception of the significance and nature of events after they have occurred.

2. The rear sight of a firearm.
, investigators were shocked to discover that actual alien beings are currently on planet Earth and are hard at work at the skateboard company Alien Workshop Alien Workshop, (sometimes referred to as AWS) is a skateboard company founded in 1990 by Mike Hill and Chris Carter. They are based out of Dayton, Ohio, a departure from the Californian-centric based skateboard industry. .

Using the wood press, shaping boards, and other general manufacturing duties are par for the course for these big-headed, otherworldly workers. Alien Workshop management concede con·cede  
v. con·ced·ed, con·ced·ing, con·cedes

v.tr.
1. To acknowledge, often reluctantly, as being true, just, or proper; admit. See Synonyms at acknowledge.

2.
 that the aliens also play a consulting role for any abduction-oriented graphic design elements.

As for why they're here, the aliens admitted they were simply left behind during a surveillance mission 20 years ago, similar to the storyline Noun 1. storyline - the plot of a book or play or film
plot line

plot - the story that is told in a novel or play or movie etc.; "the characters were well drawn but the plot was banal"
 of ET.
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Title Annotation:News, Nonsense, and Skate-Related Nothingness
Publication:Thrasher
Date:Aug 1, 2006
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