Panty raid! And how was your day?I was a lazy summer day, so I decided to do laundry. My brother and his friends were hanging out in the basement, but I thought they had left so I threw my dirty laundry dirty laundry n. Informal Personal affairs that could cause embarrassment or distress if made public: Let's not air our dirty laundry in front of our guests. Also called dirty linen. down the steps. Turns out they were on their way up the stairs, and all my bras and panties pant·ie or pant·y n. pl. pant·ies Short underpants for women or children. Often used in the plural. [Diminutive of pant2. fell on them. Mortifying mor·ti·fy v. mor·ti·fied, mor·ti·fy·ing, mor·ti·fies v.tr. 1. To cause to experience shame, humiliation, or wounded pride; humiliate. 2. . It was raining the day of my BFF's pool party, so it didn't bring a swimsuit. But the weather cleared up, so it had to borrow a too-big-for-me one-piece from my best friend's mom. I jumped off the diving board and came up, exposing my boobs to everyone--even my crush, I was showering at summer camp and tried to balance on one foot to wash the other. I lost my balance and tumbled out of the shower stall, taking the shower curtain with me. My friends and I were at the beach, and I wore my bikini under my clothes. I stripped down to my swimsuit and was waiting lot my friends to take off their cover-ups. Some boys walked by and stared at me. I looked down, realizing had forgotten to wear the top! It was standing there with my whole chest exposed. I was at soccer camp and had to pee pee Vox populi Micturate, urinate during practice, but I tried to hold it. During a drill, this really hot guy kicked the ball and slid onto the ground under my legs. He told me he felt something dripping. I realized I was peeing on him. I gave him a weird look and ran for the bathroom. It was a hot day, so i took my little brother to the park. This really cute guy was talking to Noun 1. talking to - a lengthy rebuke; "a good lecture was my father's idea of discipline"; "the teacher gave him a talking to" lecture, speech rebuke, reprehension, reprimand, reproof, reproval - an act or expression of criticism and censure; "he had to me and, alter a few minutes, my brother pulled my shirt all the way up, exposing my hotpink sports bra sports bra n. A garment providing support and protection for the breasts, worn especially during athletics or other strenuous activity. . While i went speechless, my brother fell into a fit of giggles and ran away. l just turned around and chased alter him, I was sitting across from a total hottie in the waiting room at the doctor's office. I couldn't stop staring at him, so I grabbed a magazine and pretended to leaf through it. The cutie cut·ie also cut·ey n. pl. cut·ies also cut·eys Informal A cute person. gave me a weird look, and I realized l was reading a parenting magazine--upside down. l just looked at him, smiled and pretended I knew exactly what I was reading. I was at the park with friends and noticed some cute guys looking at us. I stood up and waved, and they laughed. I hooked down and noticed a dog was peeing on my foot. My face turned beet beet, biennial or annual root vegetable of the family Chenopodiaceae (goosefoot family). The beet (Beta vulgaris) has been cultivated since pre-Christian times. red. My family and I were at the pool, and my aunt was videotaping us. I dove underwater to show off. When I popped back up, I hoisted myself onto the ledge of the pool ... as my bottoms slid down. I mooned my entire family on camera. They still have that tape. It was my first day of summer camp, and i was unpacking. Just as I took my underwear and tampons out of my suitcase, we were called for a meeting, I left my things on the bed, figuring I'd put them away later. Well, when I came back, my underwear was waving from a flagpole above our cabin and my tampons were lined up in a trail, The boys in the cabin next to us got in so much trouble. |
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