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PM Family Feud.


WELCOME TO PM FAMILY FEUD This article is about the American game show. For other versions, see Family Feud around the world. For rivalries between families, see Feud.

Family Feud
!

TODAY, DELTA COMPANY DUKES IT OUT WITH CHARLIE COMPANY TO WIN BIG MONEY FOR AER.

SPECIALIST MAXWELL AND PFC PFC
abbr.
private first class

Noun 1. PFC - a powerful greenhouse gas emitted during the production of aluminum
perfluorocarbon
 QUINTON, YOU TWO WON THE COIN TOSS TO GO FIRST.

WE SURVIVED 100 CREW CHIEFS. NAME SOMETHING YOU DO TO PREVENT AIR-CRAFT HYDRAULIC OIL CONTAMINATION.

MAKE SURE ALL HYDRAULIC SYSTEMS ARE PROTECTED FROM MOISTURE, DIRT AND OTHER FLUIDS?

SURVEY SAYS ... YOU GOT THE NUMBER ONE ANSWER! THAT'S 55 POINTS!

SPECIALIST MAXWELL, DO YOU WANT TO PLAY OR PASS TO CHARLIE COMPANY?

WE'LL PASS.

OK, CHARLIE COMPNAY, HERE'S YOUR BIG CHANCE TO STEAL THE FIRST ROUND!

SERGEANT JONES, NAME SOMETHING YOU DO TO PREVENT AIRCRAFT HYDRAULIC OIL CONTAMINATION?

CALL YOUR AVIM SHOP TO CHANGE FLUID?

AOAP AOAP Army Oil Analysis Program  SAMPLING CAN BE DONE AT ANY TIME?

ANY TYPE OF HYDRAULIC FLUID hydraulic fluid

toxic because of its high content of industrial triaryl phosphate.
 CAN BE USED?

THAT'S THREE STRIKE, CHARLIE COMPANY.

DELTA COMPANY, IF YOU GET ONE CORRECT ANSWER, YON WIN THE ROUND.

OK, PFC GONZALEZ ... NAME SOMETHING YOU DO TO PREVENT HYDRAULIC OIL CONTAMINATION.

NEVER USE LEFTOVER OPEN CANS OF OIL?

DELTA, YOU'VE GOT THE FIRST ROUND AND 80 POINTS!

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK FOR ROUND TWO AFTER THIS COMMERCIAL BREAK.

60 SECONDS LATER ...

OK, WE'RE BACK AGAIN WITH ROUND TWO. HERE WE GO ...

HERE'S YOUR NEXT FAST HAND QUESTION.

NAME S0METHING YOU SHOULD DO TO PROTECT THE HGU/56P HELMET?

DO NOT TOSS HELMETS INTO AIRCRAFT!

AND I CHOOSE NOT TO PASS!

CHARLIE COMPANY THE SURVEY SAYS ... YES! THAT'S THE NUMBER TWO ANSWER, WORTH 25 POINTS!

OK ... WE'LL LET THE REST OF YOUR TEAM ANSWER THE SAME QUESTION ...

CHECK SOFT SPOTS BY EYEBALLING THE HELMET?

PUT IT IN YOUR CAR TRUNK TO PROTECT IT FROM SUNLIGHT?

DO YOUR OWN REPAIRS WHEN NECESSARY?

OK DELTA COMPANY, CHARLIE COMPANY HAG STRUCK OUT AGAIN. ALL YOU NEED IS ONE CORRECT ANSWER TO WIN ROUND TWO.

NAME SOMETHING YOU SHOULD DO TO PROTECT THE HGU/56P HELMET?

HELMETS SHOULD NOT BE USED AS A STOOL.

PFC GONZALEZ, THE SURVEY SAID ...

RIGHT AGAIN, DELTA! YOU'VE STOLEN THE ROUND FROM CHARLIE WITH THE NUMBER ONE ANSWER, WORTH 40 POINTS!

LET'S TAKE A COMMERCIAL BREAK AND WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH ROUND THREE!

WE'RE BACK WITH THE FEUD! CHARLIE AND DELTA, HERE'S YOUR 3RD ROUND FAST HAND QUESTION. THE TOP FIVE ANSWERS ARE ON THE BOARD. FOR DOUBLE POINTS ... NAME SOMETHING YOU DO FOR AIRCRAFT MAINTENANCE IN COLD WEATHER.

YES ... PFC JOHNSON OF DELTA COMPANY ...

WEAR GLOVES AND BUNDLE UP bundle up
Verb

to make (something) into a bundle or bundles

Verb 1. bundle up - make into a bundle; "he bundled up his few possessions"
bundle, roll up
 IN THE COLD?

AND THE SURVEY SAYS ...

RIGHT FOR 30 POINTS! YOU WANT TO PLAY OR PASS?

WE'LL PLAY!

OK, LET'S GO Let's Go may refer to: Television
  • Let's Go (Philippine TV series), a teen Philippine sitcom on ABS-CBN
  • Let's Go (New Zealand TV series), a New Zealand television music show
  • Let's Go
 TO YOUR TEAMMATES.

REPEATING THE QUESTION ... NAME SOMETHING YOU DO FOR AIRCRAFT MAINTENANCE IN COLD WEATHER ...

SPC 1. (business) SPC - Statistical Process Control. Something to do with quality management.

2. (body) SPC - Software Productivity Centre.
3. (company) SPC - Software Publishing Corporation.
4.
 MAXWELL?

COVER YOUR BIRD?

PFC GONZALEZ?

TAKE NO SHORCUTS?

THOSE ARE THE NUMBERS ONE ANS (ANS Communications, Inc, Purchase, NY) An ISP, Internet backbone and provider of private data network services, founded in 1990 as Advanced Network & Services, Inc., by IBM, MCI and Merit (consortium of Michigan universities).  FOUR ANSWERS!

NOW, SGT MASON ... NOT TO PUT ANY PRESSURE ON YOU, BUT ... WITH 120 POINTS FROM THE FIRST TWO ROUNDS, AND ANOTHER 190 POINTS FROM THIS DOUBLE VALUE ROUND ... IF YOWR ANSWER MATCHES ONE OF THE TWO LEFT ON THE BOARD, DELTA COMPANY WILL WIN THE GAME AND GO INTO THE BIG MONEY ROUND! SGT MASON ... WHAT IS YOUR ANSWER?

ALWAYS GROUND YOUR BIRD?

CORRECT! THAT WAS THE NUMBER TWO ANSWER! DELTA COMPANY WINS! CHARLIE COMPANY THANKS FOR BEING ON THE SHOW! WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK AFTER THESE MESSAGES!

60 SECONDS LATER

WE'RE BACK WITH THE FEUD AND SERGEANT MASON AND PRIVATE GONZALEZ OF DELTA COMPANY ARE GOING FOR THE BIG MONEY FOR AER.

WE SURVEYED 200 CREW CHIEFS, THEIR TOP ANSWERS ARE ON THE BOARD. YOU WILL BE ASKED A TOTAL OF TEN AIRCRAFT MAINTENANCE QUESTIONS. 200 OR MORE POINTS WINS YOU THE $20,000.

YOU HAVE 30 SECONDS. NAME SOMETHING THAT IS DESCRIBED AS A HAZARD FOR AIRCRAFT.

FOD FOD - /fod/ [Abbreviation for "Finger of Death", originally a spell-name from fantasy gaming] To terminate with extreme prejudice and with no regard for other people. From MUDs where the wizard command "FOD

" results in the immediate and total death of
.

NAME SOMETHING THAT IS AN AIRCRAFT'S SILENT ENEMY.

CORROSION.

NAME SOMETHING THAT CAN DAMAGE AIRCRAFT DURING WASHING?

USING HIGH PRESSURE WATER.

NAME SOMETHING THAT SOLDIERS USE TO SUBMIT IDEAS FOR IMPROVING MAINTENANCE.

SMART!

NAME SOMETHING THAT CAN HURT YOU IF YOU STAND TOO CLOSE WHILE IT'S OPERATING.

THE AN/ARC-220 AIRCRAFT RADIO ANTENNA.

AND NOW FOR YOUR QUESTIONS, PRIVATE GONZALEZ.

YOU HAVE 25 SECONDS ... HERE WE GO!

NAME SOMETHING ON AN APACHE THAT CAN DAMAGE YOUR FINGERS.

THE SIDE LOADER FOR 30MM ROUNDS.

NAME SOMETHING YOU DO EVERY DAY ON AIRCRAFT.

INSPECTIONS.

NAME SOMETHING YOU SHOULD NEVER DO WHEN GOING TOPSIDE ON A BLACK HAWK Black Hawk

(born 1767, Sauk Sautenuk, Va.—died Oct. 3, 1838, village on the Des Moines River, Iowa, U.S.) Sauk Indian leader. Long antagonistic to whites, Black Hawk was driven into Iowa from Illinois in 1831.
.

NEVER GRAB THE PITOT TUBE pitot tube

Instrument for measuring the velocity (speed) of a flowing fluid. Invented by Henri Pitot (1695–1771), it consists of a tube with a short, right-angled bend, which is placed vertically in a moving fluid with the mouth of the bent part directed upstream; the
.

NAME THE HELMET USED BY APACHE PILOTS.

THE IHADSS IHADSS integrated helmet and display sight system (Army) (US DoD)  HELMET.

NAME SOMETHING YOU SHOULD ALWAYS USE WHEN SERVICING AIRCRAFT TIRES.

AN APPROVED TIRE CAGE.

ALL RIGHT, DELTA COMPANY ... LET'S COMPARE YOUR ANSWERS TO THOSE 200 CREW CHIEFS.

YOUR TEN ANSWERS ARE RIGHT ON THE MONEY!

DELTA WINS! THEY WIN $20,000!!

LOOKS LIKE CHARLIE COMPANY NEEDS TO GO BACK TO THEIR TMS TMS Transcranial Magnetic Stimulation (alternative medicine for depression)
TMS Test Match Special (sports - cricket)
TMS Texas Motor Speedway
TMS Transportation Management System
TMS Toyota Motor Sales
 ...

... AND PS MAGAZINE!

YOU GOT THAT RIGHT! LOOKS LIKE DELTA COMPANY'S GOT THE SERIOUS SCOOP ON PREVENTIVE MAINTENANCE The routine checking of hardware that is performed by a field engineer on a regularly scheduled basis. See remedial maintenance.

preventive maintenance - (PM) To bring down a machine for inspection or test purposes.

See provocative maintenance, scratch monkey.
.

FOR THEM, KNOWING IT AND ACTUALLY DOING IT REALLY PAID OFF.

WE NEED TO PAY CHARLIE COMPANY A VISIT AND CHECK OUT WHAT KIND OF FEUD THEY HAVE WITH PM!

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