OUR DOGGY BLOG; Fawks & Sidney.We've had a funny old week - I haven't enjoyed it much to be honest.
There were workmen in doing stuff to the floor in our kitchen for a whole day so we had to stay out of their way.
It was rubbish - after all, it's our house not theirs. And how are we supposed to patrol our garden if we can't get out of the back door?
The humans are always getting stuff done to the house and it is a complete pain - it seems fine to me as it is so I don't know why they can't leave it alone.
You don't see us having people in to add bits to our beds, do you? Although I wouldn't put it past Sid - he is obsessed with his bed and is a little weirdo about it.
He is also very protective of his bean bag in the living room - I wind him up by jumping on it and barking at him. He goes bananas ba·nan·as
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Once the men were finished we gave the whole place a good old sniff to make sure everything was in order. We didn't pee pee Vox populi Micturate, urinate on it to mark our scent - we would get shouted at.
On top of that we got our flea stuff put on which is a nightmare - I'll let Siddy tell you about that.
I'm off to start my garden patrol - there have been a few pigeons about today.
I hate getting flea stuff put on. OK, of course I don't want fleas or ticks eating me - I got a tick tick: see mite.
Any of some 825 parasitic arachnid species (suborder Ixodida, order Parasitiformes), found worldwide. Adults may be slightly more than an inch (30 mm) long, but most species are much smaller. last year and it was horrible - but the stuff is a complete pain.
It goes on the back of our necks then we are not allowed to get wet for 48 hours so it can work on our whole bodies.
And you know what that means? No park for two whole days. Rubbish!
Normally when our dad comes in at night he takes us straight out to the park for a good run but until our flea stuff works, no matter how much we bark bark, sailing vessel
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Even when we go and sit at the front door and put on our saddest faces he still will not take us. I think it's just an excuse so he can play his Xbox - I'll show him, I'll chew chew Chewing tobacco. See Smokeless tobacco. one of his games.
It's not just dad I'm angry with. We were stuck with just him for a weekend when mum went away with her pals. I could not believe she left us.
It was OK as we got spoiled lots but still, I am meant to be her favourite and she left me for a weekend.
She didn't even bring us a present. She needs to buck her ideas up and fast. Or else...