OH, THOSE RAGING HORMONES.Byline: TOM HOFFARTH Just for argument's sake, and in the interest of full disclosure, what's your testosterone ratio level these days? Are you positive? And if it stays that high after four hours, do you consult your doctor? Which begs this question: Why would Floyd (Mountain) Landis jeopardize temporary fame and very little fortune from the already druggie-depleted Tour de No-Lance by messing with his hormone levels, unless this is really another example of the French messing with his lab results because they're still steamed that another American aside from Jerry Lewis has drawn adoration in their love-sick country? Isn't the bottom line here how Landis can prove that his suspect Sample A is naturally produced? And how's he gonna do that, by bending his Schwinn in two with his bare hands? When does the Dodgers' season-ticket refund policy kick in? Is Eric Gagne really missing any save opportunities lately? If we had a nickel for every time Brad Penny Bradley Wayne Penny[1] (born May 24, 1978 in Blackwell, Oklahoma)[2] is a starting pitcher in Major League Baseball for the Los Angeles Dodgers.[3] Early career pointed a finger at someone, would we be able to get a squished penny from that crank machine outside the Top of the Park store? By the way, we're not doctors, but does Penny's 0-3 record and 7-plus ERA since the All-Star break have anything to do with the residual effects of him busting the radar gun radar gun n. A usually hand-held device that measures the velocity of a moving object by sending out a continuous radio wave and measuring the frequency of reflected waves. at that exhibition a few weeks ago in Pittsburgh? Does it stun you that not only has the reserve been met on the Barry Bonds Barry Lamar Bonds (born July 24 1964 in Riverside, California) is a left fielder for the San Francisco Giants of Major League Baseball. He is the son of former major league All-Star Bobby Bonds, the godson of Hall of Famer Willie Mays, and a distant cousin of Hall of Famer Reggie 715th home-run ball currently up for auction on eBay.com, but bidding has actually taken it beyond $137,000 (well short of an expert prediction of $300,000) with the Aug. 3 noontime noon·time n. See noon. deadline date looming? Is this Reggie Bush Reginald "Reggie" Bush, birth name: Reginald Alfred Bush II (born March 2, 1985 in San Diego, California), nicknamed 'The Human Highlight Reel' and 'The President', alluding to President Bush, is an American football player who plays for the New Orleans Saints of the NFL. contract snafu a bush-league move, or simply his misguided handlers (namely, Mike Ornstein) throwing their lack of weight around again? Is he holding out to get a house for his parents thrown in? Ricky Williams Errick Lynne Williams, Jr. (born May 21, 1977 in San Diego, California) is an American and Canadian football running back whose NFL rights are held by the Miami Dolphins, but is currently suspended by the league for using marijuana. might miss more than a month of his new Canadian New Canadian Noun Canad a recent immigrant to Canada Football League career because of a broken arm, but is he allowed to use medical marijuana to ease the pain? Will Danica Patrick find it easy being Andretti Green, or envious that she's no longer the hot chick on her racing team (considering Dario Franchitti's wife, Ashley Judd, will be roaming the pits and hogging all the camera time)? How much love will Kevin Love show the UCLA UCLA University of California at Los Angeles UCLA University Center for Learning Assistance (Illinois State University) UCLA University of Carrollton, TX and Lower Addison, TX basketball fans after he has a breakout freshman season in 2007-08 and then decides to join Jordan Farmar on the Lakers' D-League squad? Will you stop asking me to join your stupid Fantasy Football League Fantasy Football League was a British television programme hosted by Frank Skinner and David Baddiel. It began on BBC Radio 5 which was hosted by Dominik Diamond before transferring to BBC 2, with three series being broadcast from January 1994 to May 1996. , even if I can have the name ``The Roethlisberger Roadkill''? Does Kenny Mayne have anything better to do than roam around an empty Coliseum pondering his car insurance rates? Could Harold Reynolds use a misinterpreted hug right about now? thomas.hoffarth@dailynews.com (818) 713-3661 |
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