Need a reason to divorce? Buy a lottery ticket.I'M sure winning the lottery is good for something. But that something obviously isn't marriage. Take the recent case of Robert Swofford, a postal worker A postal worker is one who works for a post office, such as a mail carrier. In the U.S., postal workers are represented by the National Postal Mail Handlers Union - NPMHU and the American Postal Workers Union, part of the AFL-CIO. in Florida. He had been separated from his wife for three years. That's a long time to be separated. That's longer than many marriages. You figure that much time apart, you might as well finalize fi·nal·ize tr.v. fi·nal·ized, fi·nal·iz·ing, fi·nal·iz·es To put into final form; complete or conclude: "They have jointly agreed ... it. But they never got around to it. Then Swofford won the lottery. A fat $60 million. And wouldn't you know it? Just like than, his wife served him with divorce papers--and claimed half of his prize. In New York New York, state, United States New York, Middle Atlantic state of the United States. It is bordered by Vermont, Massachusetts, Connecticut, and the Atlantic Ocean (E), New Jersey and Pennsylvania (S), Lakes Erie and Ontario and the Canadian province of , a woman booted boot·ed adj. Wearing boots. Adj. 1. booted - wearing boots shod, shodden, shoed - wearing footgear her husband out after months of arguments. They had been married nearly 20 years, but she was tired of him. Done. She didn't divorce him. Why bother? He was bankrupt. Had 78 cents in the bank. Not much to split up there. Then he won $149 million in the lottery. And wouldn't you know it? She filed for divorce--and half of his winnings--before the check was cut. Sometimes, you don't even need to be married. In Canada, a lottery winner already had divorced his wife--after never living in the same place during their marriage--and yet she still sued for a chunk of his winnings, claiming that, yes, they were divorced, but they were still having sex. So, you know, the relationship was intact. Who really needs a spouse? I've often wondered why the divorce rate has skyrocketed the last 50 years. I once asked my mother, who was born during the Depression, if she thought couples argued more now, or had bigger issues with one another. "No, we had all that," she said. "I think we were just too poor to get divorced." Lottery winners seem to prove that true. Suddenly, it seems, the belief that you can be taken care of by a windfall of money trumps the belief that you need a husband--or a wife--for your happiness. Suddenly, men envision a carefree life of younger women and endless parties, and women envision a life unburdened by the fat slob they've been putting up with for years. Of course, the world is full of examples proving otherwise. In Scotland, a 76-year-old widower widower n. a man whose wife died while he was married to her and has not remarried. WIDOWER. A man whose wife is dead. A widower has a right to administer to his wife's separate estate, and as her administrator to collect debts due to her, generally for became that nation's oldest lottery winner. With millions in his bank account, he married a woman 30 years younger, whom he had met at a singles club The term "singles club" can refer to one of two things: 1) In reference to a record label, a singles club refers to monthly program in which the buyer gets a single, usually a 7-inch record, sent to his or her home every month. . Within a year, he'd filed for divorce. He even banned her from his house. He finally paid her an undisclosed settlement. At 79, he was back where he started. Single. "She was a gold digger," he told reporters. "Now I've learned my lesson; I'm never going to marry again.... The next thing I'm going to do is book a holiday to somewhere sunny and warm." Here's a tip: Stay away from Club Med Club Med (short for Club Méditerranée) is a French corporation of vacation resorts found in many parts of the world, usually in highly exotic locations. It is seen by many as having started the all-inclusive resort concept, which is now a popular vacationing style for . It seems like every few weeks, you hear some rags-to-riches story about a lottery winner. And a few weeks later, you hear a riches-to-rags story to counter it. None is sadder than that of Jack Whittaker Jack Whittaker may refer to:
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Two years later, he'd been arrested, sued, ordered into rehab, accused of causing ramble at racetracks and nightclubs and--worst of all--he'd seen his 17-year-old granddaughter die of a drug overdose Drug Overdose Definition A drug overdose is the accidental or intentional use of a drug or medicine in an amount that is higher than is normally used. . Her body was found wrapped in a plastic tarp. Whittaker won his fortune on Christmas Day of 2002. His granddaughter was buried on Christmas Eve, 2004. "I wish all of this never would have happened," Jewel Whittaker, his wife, said. "I wish I would have torn the ticket up." Mitch Albom Mitchell David Albom (born May 23, 1958 in Passaic, New Jersey) is a U.S. novelist and newspaper columnist for the Detroit Free Press, radio host, and TV commentator. He is a graduate of Akiba Hebrew Academy, Brandeis University, and Columbia University. is the author of the bestsellers "The Five People You Meet in Heaven" and "Tuesdays With Morrie." |
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