NOT A CLUTCH MOVE.Byline: TOM HOFFARTH If it's true that timing is everything -- and heavens to Danica, I know I need the timing belt on my engine adjusted -- couldn't Lil' Dale have changed gears and just waited until like, say, Mother's Day, before sending his special delivery FTD FTD Financial Times Deutschland (German sister newspaper of the Financial Times) FTD Frontotemporal Dementia FTD Fitted FTD Federal Tax Deposit FTD Flight Training Device FTD Fastest Time of the Day "I'm Outta Here" bouquet to his dear step-mama, to go along with the morning paper and a stack of toaster-fresh Eggo waffles? Forget all this nice talk about how great it is for Southern California Southern California, also colloquially known as SoCal, is the southern portion of the U.S. state of California. Centered on the cities of Los Angeles and San Diego, Southern California is home to nearly 24 million people and is the nation's second most populated region, to have an NHL NHL Non-Hodgkin's lymphoma, see there team on the cusp of the Stanley Cup Finals -- if you're a Kings' fan, you really don't give a quack about what the Ducks are doing, do you? As long as the NFL NFL abbr. National Football League NFL (US) n abbr (= National Football League) → Fußball-Nationalliga is kicking around this idea of playing a 17-game schedule, why not really ESPN-it-up and make it an even 50, saving one Sunday for the draft and another to announce the next year's schedule? And if the objective of the league is to have the extra week so games could be played in foreign cities, wouldn't L.A. be a perfect exotic destination? Steve McNair might have been wearing his seatbelt, but shouldn't he also have been wearing an "I'm With Stupid I'm with Stupid may refer to:
How do the Lakers cast out their nets and reel D-Fish back in? Where do all the bandwagon celeb-rah-fans congregate after the Warriors fall on their sword? Perhaps over to Eva Longoria's flat, to carpool car·pool n. also car pool 1. An arrangement whereby several participants or their children travel together in one vehicle, the participants sharing the costs and often taking turns as the driver. 2. over to the next Spurs' game? Why will Amanda Beard's appearance in the July issue of Playboy sound the signal that the sport of swimming is going down the drain? Haven't we already seen her enough in other men's magazines? (You don't have to answer that). Anyone seen this Beckham clown yet? Given the active list of major-league home run hitters, would you have guessed that Vlad Guerrero (347) actually trailed Jim Edmonds (351) and Chipper Jones (367)? Given that the Angels' Ervin Santana is far more supernatural at home (2-1 with a 2.57 ERA this season and 21-6 with an ERA under 3 for his career) than on the road (0-4 with a 7.97 ERA this season and 9-15 with an ERA over 7 for his career), why would the Texas Rangers expect him to change his evil ways when they meet up Sunday in Arlington? Not to throw more sod on Jeff Weaver (0-6, 14.32 ERA), but aren't those the kind of numbers that would make for a perfect No. 4 man in the New York New York, state, United States New York, Middle Atlantic state of the United States. It is bordered by Vermont, Massachusetts, Connecticut, and the Atlantic Ocean (E), New Jersey and Pennsylvania (S), Lakes Erie and Ontario and the Canadian province of Yankees' rotation? How can anyone consider Oscar De La Hoya Oscar de la Hoya (IPA pronunciation: [ˈɑs.kɛɹ dɛ.lɑ.ˈhɔɪ.jɑ][1]) (born February 4, 1973) — nicknamed the Golden Boy a loser when the cat slips away with more than $50 mil in his bank account from last Saturday's tango? Even if it drew just half the saps that watched it the first time, how can the Big O and Fair-weather Mayweather afford not to have a rematch, especially if Hollywood thought there was enough dough to be made with a remake of "Bruce Almighty"? thomas.hoffarth@dailynews.com (818) 713-3661 |
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