NEW YORK CALLING.
KRISTINA has been hanging out with little kids again, corrupting their minds.
Strangely enough, it seems whatever child she comes into contact with soon starts to exhibit alarming anti-social behaviour.
This weekend, at her friend Erika's 30th birthday party in Baltimore, Kristina witnessed more outrageous conduct from the under-fives.
It turned out that Erika's wee boy, August, had a party piece prepared for his audience - a rendition of Tangled Up In Blue.
However he changed the word "blue" to "doody" (the American word for er, poo).
I don't know how, but I can't help thinking Kristina is somehow responsible.
Just in case, I'd advise parents to keep their kids away from Kristina - because if she starts telling them the facts of life, society is going to implode.