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When the Indian to the left was young, he wasn't an Indian at all, and he held an automotive part in those colossal outstretched out·stretch  
tr.v. out·stretched, out·stretch·ing, out·stretch·es
To stretch out; extend.


outstretched
Adjective
 arms. He was a Muffler muffler, in automobiles, device designed to reduce the noise from the exhaust of an internal-combustion engine. When the exhaust gases from an internal-combustion engine are released directly into the atmosphere, they create a loud noise, caused by the passage of the  Man, a giant built in the early '60s to advertise a service station. The Muffler Men were mass-produced, but over the years they've started showing more individuality: Different businesses in different places have bought the things from their initial owners, giving them new clothes, new faces, new items to hold.

Roadside America, an online bestiary bestiary (bĕs`chēĕr'ē), a type of medieval book that was widely popular, particularly from the 12th to 14th cent. The bestiary presumed to describe the animals of the world and to show what human traits they severally exemplify.  of the nation's unsung highway attractions, has devoted a special page (www.roadsideamerica.com/muffler) to recording the Men in their many avatars. Scan it, and you'll find reports of a Muffler Spaceman, a Muffler Frankenstein, a Muffler Pookah, and several Muffler Lumberjacks, at least one of which has had its head replaced With that of Mad mascot Alfred E. Neuman

For other people named Neumann, see Neumann (disambiguation).
Alfred E. Neuman is the fictional mascot of EC Publications' Mad magazine.
. You'll find a chart denoting the different species of Muffler Man and telling you in which towns each can be found. You'll even find a map of the country, with Muffler Man sightings marked for your traveling convenience.

There's a prominent school of thought that fears for the future of "difference," worrying that every local or eccentric variation will one day be swallowed by a creeping corporate monoculture mon·o·cul·ture  
n.
1. The cultivation of a single crop on a farm or in a region or country.

2. A single, homogeneous culture without diversity or dissension.
. But to judge from the growing band of customized Colossuses--and every other mass commodity whose form and purpose has been adapted and changed--often as not it's those local and eccentric variations that are doing the co-opting. The fears of sameness may prove to be as oversized o·ver·size  
n.
1. A size that is larger than usual.

2. An oversize article or object.

adj. o·ver·size also o·ver·sized
Larger in size than usual or necessary.
 the Muffler Men themselves.
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Author:Walker, Jesse
Publication:Reason
Article Type:Brief Article
Geographic Code:1USA
Date:Feb 1, 2000
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