Mildew pee-u!Scrub dirt and grime off your tent with a soft bristle bristle 1. the thick strong animal fibers collected at commercial abattoirs for use in brushes. 2. the sharp serrated awns of grass and some cereal seeds that confer a capacity to penetrate normal skin and mucosa and to cause ulcerative stomatitis, grass seed abscess and the like. brush and a mixture of mild soap and water. Rinse it with clean water. Set up the tent or hang it in the sun to air dry. Never spread it on the ground, where moisture will keep it from drying. Make sure the tent's completely dry before folding. Then store it on a wooden pallet or shelf in a well-ventilated area. Never store it on the ground or in the open where there's dew. 1. Set up the tent. It's easier to clean that way. 2. Dilute household chlorine bleach by mixing one cup of bleach per one gallon of water. Remember that bleach can cause skin, eye and nose irritation. Avoid skin/eye contact. Don't inhale in·hale v. 1. To breathe in; inspire. 2. To draw something such as smoke or a medicinal mist into the lungs by breathing; inspire. the vapors. Bleach can damage or discolor dis·col·or v. dis·col·ored, dis·col·or·ing, dis·col·ors v.tr. To alter or spoil the color of; stain. v.intr. To become altered or spoiled in color. clothing, including BDUs. So, it's a good idea to wear protective clothing, such as gloves, apron, goggles goggles, n the protective eyewear worn by dental personnel and patients during dental procedures. goggles see periocular leukotrichia. or safety glasses. 3. Brash brash (brash) heartburn. water brash heartburn with regurgitation of sour fluid or almost tasteless saliva into the mouth. or spray the diluted bleach on the mildew mildew, name for certain fungi and protists, for the diseases they cause in various crops, and for the discoloration (and sometimes the weakening and disintegration) they cause in such materials as leather, fabrics, and paper. 4. Clean the area with a soft bristle brush until all mildew is removed. 5. Thoroughly rinse the cleaned area with water. 6. Completely dry the tent before folding and storing. Never use chlorine bleach on cotton duck tents. It can weaken the fabric, reduce water repellency and flame resistance, and remove the color. GREETING, MY LEETLE FRIENDS. IT IS I, REINHOLD BEEFENCAKER I AM HERE AT DA GYM, TUNING UP MY MOST EXCELLENT PHYSIQUE physique /phy·sique/ (fi-zek´) the body organization, development, and structure. phy·sique n. The body considered with reference to its proportions, muscular development, and appearance. . [ILLUSTRATION OMITTED] YOU KNOW, YEARS UV BODY BUILDING HAVE TAUGHT ME DIS MOST IMPORTANT LESSON: [ILLUSTRATION OMITTED] NEVER, ABSOLUTELY NEVER, T'ROW YOUR DIRTY, SWEATY GYM CLOTHES IN A PILE AT DA BOTTOM OF YOUR LOCKER AND DEN SHUT DA DOOR AND LEAVE TOWN FOR DA WEEKEND. [ILLUSTRATION OMITTED] DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU WILL FIND WHEN YOU RETURN ON MONDAY? [ILLUSTRATION OMITTED] IT WILL NOT BE DA HEAVENLY FRAGRANCE OF FLOWER BLOSSOMS, TAKE MY WORD. [ILLUSTRATION OMITTED] WHEN YOU CRAM SWEATY CLOTHES IN A CONFINED, DARK PLACE FOR A FEW DAYS, BACTERIA BEGINS TO GROW. [ILLUSTRATION OMITTED] SOON YOU GET A WHIFF Verb 1. get a whiff - smell strongly and intensely get a noseful smell - inhale the odor of; perceive by the olfactory sense OF A FOUL ODOR, ALSO KNOWN AS DA BIG STINKY. AND YOU THOT THOT Turbo Hydramatic Oxidation Test YOUR BRUDDER-IN-LAW SMELLED BAD. [ILLUSTRATION OMITTED] A SIMILAR FATE AWAITS YOUR VINYL-COATED POLYESTER TENTS WHEN THEY RETURN FROM THE FIELD. TENTS OFTEN RETURN DIRTY, WET, SOILED WITH TREE SAP, BIRD DROPPINGS, OIL OR GREASE. [ILLUSTRATION OMITTED] DEN, WITH NO CLEANINGS, THE'RE FOLDED WET AND STORED IN DARK, CRAMPED QUARTERS. [ILLUSTRATION OMITTED] DAT'S A BREEDING GROUND FOR MILDEW AND ITS MUSTY ODOR. [ILLUSTRATION OMITTED] PREVENTING MILDEW CLEAN UND UND University of North Dakota UND University of Notre Dame UND University of Natal-Durban (South Africa) UND Urgency of Need Designator UND Union Nationale et Démocratique DRY ARE DA KEYS TO PREVENTING MILDEW. [ILLUSTRATION OMITTED] IF YOUR VINYL-COATED POLYESTER TENT ALREADY HAS MILDEW, HERE'S HOW TO CLEAN IT OFF ... [ILLUSTRATION OMITTED] HELLO DERE, TENT. NICE TO SMELL YOU AGAIN. THANKS, REINHOLD, FOR SAVINGS ME FROM THE STINKY CLUTCHES OF MILDEW ... B-BUT WILL IT RETURN? [ILLUSTRATION OMITTED] IF IT DOES, THEN ... I'LL BE BACK! [ILLUSTRATION OMITTED] Clean with brush, soap and water [ILLUSTRATION OMITTED] Store tents on pallets [ILLUSTRATION OMITTED] Wear protective clothing when mixing and applying bleach [ILLUSTRATION OMITTED] Let tend dry completely [ILLUSTRATION OMITTED] |
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