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Mercedes-Benz E250 CDIOne flaw short of fantastic.

By Dan Neil

SINDELFINGEN, Germany-Several years ago, while on assignment for a magazine, I participated in an experiment with Mercedes-Benz that involved my being wired up like a lab monkey and driving across the Austrian Alps in an E500, some 10 hours of hellbent "berggeblitzen" (not officially a German word). The biometric readings later were plotted against the car's telemetry in an effort to measure the effects of fatigue on my driving. Given my superhuman talents and composure behind the wheel, naturally, the effects were negligible. Especially because I unplugged the monitors and took a two-hour nap at a rest stop. Wrote the story, cashed the check and that was that. Until Thursday, when I got into the new-for-2010 E-class and discovered the Attention Assist system, which-lo and behold-detects the gradual raggedness in driver inputs that betray drowsiness drows·i·ness
n.
A state of impaired awareness associated with a desire or inclination to sleep. Also called hypnesthesia.


drowsiness Medtalk Semiconsciousness; grogginess, sleepiness
. The boys in white lab coats have been busy. If the car senses erratic steering and rapid corrections, the telltales of fatigue, the Attention Assist will advise you to get some rest as it displays a big coffee cup icon in the instrument panel. Attention Assist is just one of a dozen or more marquee safety systems Mercedes has piled onto the E-class for 2010, and it's clear at the outset that Mercedes is returning to safety as a transcendent brand value I won't parrot the company line about the E-class being the heart and soul of the brand, except that it is. The E-class is a "business saloon", the standard-issue Mercedes-stout, reliable, comfortable and enduring. This is the stainless-steel Rolex of cars, steadily elegant and appropriate for any occasion, and you have to admire the alacrity a·lac·ri·ty  
n.
1. Cheerful willingness; eagerness.

2. Speed or quickness; celerity.



[Latin alacrit
 with which the E-class can go from being a tan airport taxi drone in Berlin to being a valet-park star in Beverly Hills. In case of a pedestrian accident, the Active Bonnet spring system pops the hood up a couple of inches to make a softer place for said pedestrian to bounce off. Strangely, this makes the new E-class the car I'd most like to get run down by. The optional night vision system has a thermal imaging sensor that alerts the driver to the presence of pedestrians. The intelligent lighting system dynamically shapes the beams of the bi-xenon headlights according to oncoming traffic, speed and terrain. Cornering and fog lights are integrated. It has five lighting modes so that, if the system sees that you're on a lonely country road-prime territory for a single-car accident-it will flood the landscape with beams worthy of a Baja 1000 truck. Many of these systems-the Blind Spot Assist, Distronic distance-keeping cruise control, the Brake Assist Plus (which will pre-load the brakes for max stopping power in case of an impending im·pend  
intr.v. im·pend·ed, im·pend·ing, im·pends
1. To be about to occur: Her retirement is impending.

2.
 rear-end accident and will slam on the brakes if the driver is completely out to lunch)-are transferred from the S-class. One I like a lot is the Speed Limit Assist, which can read speed limit signs and post the number in the instrument cluster. I absolutely love ignoring this feature. The whole car is like that. Everything is "adaptive" or "assisted" or "active" or "automatic." That all of these systems and so much techie A technical person. See hacker and programmer.  content have jumped over the cost-cutters' knives to land in the mid-price E-class tells me one thing: The stakes are high. It's no secret that Mercedes cost-cut itself out of the esteem of many longtime owners in recent years. No secret either that Audi and BMW BMW
 in full Bayerische Motoren Werke AG

German automaker. Founded as an aircraft engine manufacturer in 1916, the company assumed the name Bayerische Motoren Werke and became known for its high-speed motorcycles in the 1920s.
 have boxed out Mercedes in styling and performance, respectively. (Lexus outsells both brands in the US, but a Lexus just doesn't feel like a German car). The E-class tells me somebody at the board level said, "Fix it." And here is why, when people ask me what kind of car to buy, I always say, if you can afford it, Mercedes-Benz. Year to year, model to model, some brands overtake and others fall behind. Mercedes certainly has had its little felt hat handed to it from time to time, and some of its cars have been laughable. But longitudinally, decade by decade, no other company has the technological chops, the brand poetry, the routine genius of Mercedes-Benz. Because of scheduling problems here at the Mercedes-Benz mother ship, the only E-class I could wrangle was a E250 CDI CDI compact disc interactive: a system for storing a mix of software, data, audio, and compressed video for interactive use under processor control , with a sewing-machine smooth 2.2-liter turbodiesel under the hood under the hood - [hot-rodder talk] 1. The underlying implementation of a product (hardware, software, or idea). Implies that the implementation is not intuitively obvious from the appearance, but the speaker is about to enable the listener to grok it. , one of a suite of diesel engines M-B M-B Make-Break  has branded "BlueEfficiency". And not without cause. The E250 CDI is an astonishing a·ston·ish  
tr.v. as·ton·ished, as·ton·ish·ing, as·ton·ish·es
To fill with sudden wonder or amazement. See Synonyms at surprise.
 piece of machinery that gets about 44 miles per gallon Noun 1. miles per gallon - the distance traveled in a vehicle powered by one gallon of gasoline or diesel fuel
unit, unit of measurement - any division of quantity accepted as a standard of measurement or exchange; "the dollar is the United States unit of
 while generating-get this-369 pound-feet of torque at 1,600 rpm. So, yes, while 8 seconds to 60 mph doesn't sound that fast, leverage that factoid fac·toid  
n.
1. A piece of unverified or inaccurate information that is presented in the press as factual, often as part of a publicity effort, and that is then accepted as true because of frequent repetition:
 against 2.2 liters of displacement, 44 mpg and a curb weight of 3,817 pounds. The car absolutely scampers down country roads, quite fast enough to exercise the seriously improved driving dynamics. The E250 has only 16-inch wheels with all-season radials wrapped around them, and yet the car had plenty of cornering bite and drama-free road holding, excellent steering feel and a tight, snubbed-down ride. A year ago, I'd have bet anything M-B would not bring an E250 CDI to the States. Today, I'm cautiously optimistic. If this is the shape of automobiles to come, with smaller and more fuel-efficient engines supplanting snot-fire V8s, well, I'm down with it. The E-class has otherwise been pretty ferociously squeezed for every watt of juice. The fuel pump and the power steering pump now vary their outputs depending on demand. The radiator fan housing has active vanes that can close, thereby making the car a touch more aero-efficient. The new body style returns a coefficient of drag Noun 1. coefficient of drag - the ratio of the drag on a body moving through air to the product of the velocity and the surface area of the body
drag coefficient

coefficient - a constant number that serves as a measure of some property or characteristic
 of 0.25, which I believe is the best in class. As for the body styling, well, the wind may love it, but I'm less enthralled en·thrall  
tr.v. en·thralled, en·thrall·ing, en·thralls
1. To hold spellbound; captivate: The magic show enthralled the audience.

2. To enslave.
. It's very proper and Swabian and gloriously unartistic. Still, it's good to have the old Mercedes mirthlessness back. What's the tragic flaw in our hero? Geez geez  
interj.
Used to express mild surprise, delight, dissatisfaction, or annoyance.



[Shortening and alteration of Jesus1.]
, of all things, the interior materials. Ugh. Especially in the "Elegance" package (the other upgrade package is Avant Garde, which looks more promising) the burred walnut wood looks like something out of a Happy Meal. There are some nice touches-the optional wraparound Wraparound

A financing device that permits an existing loan to be refinanced and new money to be advanced at an interest rate between the rate charged on the old loan and the current market interest rate.
 ambient cabin lighting, for instance. But honestly, if you gave me this car, I'd glue orange shag shag

see cormorant.
 carpet on the dash like in my friend's old surf van. As they say in 12-step programs: Progress, not perfection. LATWP News Servic

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