Men and Sex: Guess my sex CV.
Kylie Paterson, a New Zealander, is 23 and lives in a shared house with friends. Always up for a bit of clubbing and partying, she trained as a ballet dancer and is working as a temp until she gets her next dance job
How old was Kylie when she lost her virginity?
Gary Churchill, 33, property developer
`About 16. Not too early, not too late by today's standards.'
Jamie Pardoe, 25, manages a chain of bathroom stores
`I'd say she was about 16.'
Alastair Brown, 22, graphic designer
`About 18. She looks like she knew what she wanted and was prepared to wait for it.'
`I was 16. Too young - and too dumb.'
How many lovers has she had?
Gary Churchill: `She's had a couple of longish-term relationships, so probably 12 to 15. She looks like she might be picky about who she sleeps with.'
Jamie Pardoe: `Four. She looks like she hasn't had a lot of experience, but she's in a relationship at the moment.'
Alastair Brown: `Maybe two or three. She looks like she's had some long-termers.'
Kylie responds...`Oh my God! I must look innocent. I don't want to tell you now. OK, seven or eight.'
How many times a week does she have sex?
Gary Churchill: `I'd say with the right person she's a nymph, but with a person she was less keen on it might be a once- a-fortnight job!'
Jamie Pardoe: `Pretty regularly. She looks like she had sex this morning, actually.'
Alastair Brown:`It depends if she's in a relationship or not. If she was, I'd say seven to ten times a week.'
Kylie responds...`Ask my partner, only he'd probably double it! About every second night.'
What's her biggest turn-off in a man?
Gary Churchill: `A lack of hygiene. Womanising. Too much hair on the face, back, bum.'
Jamie Pardoe: `Laddish behaviour. The kind of bloke who's always on the pull. Lager louts.'
Alastair Brown:`Immaturity. I don't think she'd suffer fools.'
Kylie responds...`Strong BO, eugh! And funny teeth - you end up staring at their mouth, thinking, that's not coming anywhere near me.'
What kind of man does she goes for?
Gary Churchill: `Someone with a bit of cash and a nice car, who likes to spoil her.'
Jamie Pardoe: `She's a proper Diet Coke woman who likes her muscular builder type at 11.30 sharp!'
Alastair Brown:`A man who's a bit rough and ready. Not a builder or labourer, though. Perhaps someone who works with animals.'
Kylie responds...`Someone who's confident, can have a laugh and be a goofball. Sense of humour is vital. And if a man walks well, I'm hooked.'
What's the soonest she's ever slept with a man?
Gary Churchill: `Within 24 hours of a first date, for sure - like most women.'
Jamie Pardoe: `The same night she's met them. After a couple of drinks and some intelligent conversation, she'd be game.'
Alastair Brown:`A week. She seems as if she has a bit of self-control.'
Kylie responds...`I slept with one guy after a couple of days, but generally after a few weeks.'
What's the longest she's been celibate?
Gary Churchill: `Six months.'
Jamie Pardoe: `It's probably been about six months to a year.'
Kylie responds...`Who wants to be frigid? Actually, it might have been a year, but usually I'm pretty active.'
Has she ever had a one-night stand?
Gary Churchill: `I would say so, but they don't happen very often.'
Jamie Pardoe: `She's probably had more than one one-night stand.'
Alastair Brown:`No, I don't think so.'
Kylie responds...`Nope. Alastair's right. As for the others, not forgiven!'
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|Publication:||The Mirror (London, England)|
|Date:||Sep 26, 2000|
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