Media Force Interactive Premieres ``TheSchmoozer.com,'' The Internet's Ultimate Suck up Machine.Business & High-Tech Editors ERLANGER, Ky.--(BUSINESS WIRE)--Dec. 13, 2000 Dear attractive reporter: Are you stumped for a cheap holiday gift? Visit "TheSchmoozer.com," Media Force Interactive's irreverent ir·rev·er·ent adj. 1. Lacking or exhibiting a lack of reverence; disrespectful. 2. Critical of what is generally accepted or respected; satirical: irreverent humor. compliment generator. In minutes you can sign up friends, coworkers and family for 52 weeks of Schmoozing. Every Wednesday, starting December 27, they'll recall your thoughtfulness as they receive gems like this: "That piece of spinach hanging between your teeth looks fabulous on you." "I wish I were your dog, so I could sit in your lap and lick lick 1. a stroke with the tongue, normally used in cleaning the coat or ingesting a substance from a flat surface. See also licking. 2. a mixture of salt plus other macro-elements, especially phosphorus, trace elements, vitamins and other feed additives, fed loosely in a box your face." "I saw you out on the course last week. You were beating the chipmunk chipmunk, rodent of the family Sciuridae (squirrel family). The chipmunk of the E United States and SE Canada is of the genus Tamias. The body of the common Eastern chipmunk, Tamias striatus, is about 5 to 6 in. with a five iron." Delivered via email, these random compliments, non-sequitors and outright lies will confirm the giver's intelligence, business acumen and overall status as the big gorilla gorilla, an ape, Gorilla gorilla, native to the lowland and mountain forests of western and central equatorial Africa. It is the largest of the apes, the males reaching a height of 5 to 6 ft (150–190 cm) with a 9-ft (144–cm) arm spread. on the block. "TheSchmoozer.com" fills a crying need for people who feel uncomfortable brown-nosing, or simply forget to schmooze enough," said CEO (1) (Chief Executive Officer) The highest individual in command of an organization. Typically the president of the company, the CEO reports to the Chairman of the Board. , Bill Abramovitz. Media Force Interactive is a joint venture of Media Force and Intec Solutions. Together the companies provide seamless implementation of brand planning, breakthrough creative work, and strategic IS solutions. |
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