Matthew Wright's column: I've been a real plonker.WHEN Zoe Ball and Jamie Theakston Jamie Theakston (born 21 December 1970 in Ditchling, East Sussex) is a popular English television and radio presenter and producer. He was educated at Hurstpierpoint College, Lancing College and the University of North London, which has now amalgamated into the London Metropolitan asked me to lunch to discuss an appearance on their C4 show The Priory I had no idea it would turn into a boozy mess.
They invited me to meet Tania Bryer Tania Bryer (born 1962) is a British television personality, occasional fashion model, journalist, and motivational speaker. She is the daughter of Lionel Bryer. Born and first educated in London, she has a bachelor's degree in politics from the School of Foreign Service at at the Midas Touch in London's Soho where we chatted over a bottle of red wine - until she leapt up and ran into the street. Moments later, a hulking hulk·ing also hulk·y
Unwieldy or bulky; massive.
big and ungainly
Adj. 1. brickie in a hard hat came in and poured a glass of wine over me.
Oh, how I laughed ...
1.Minding my own business over a glass of red, wondering where Tania has gone
2.Still minding my own business - and trying to ignore the large man in the hard hat
3.The builder strikes .. and I'm soaked. He tells me I'd been giving Tania grief
4.The builder scarpers and I leap to my feet, drenched in red wine. I'd been set up ...
-See the action tonight on C4's The Priory at 6pm.