Made in China.

MADE IN CHINA

   Santa Claus has changed his brand;
   There's a fall-off in demand.
   Toys are giving kids the shakes.
   Mom and Dad do double-takes
   When the cat rolls over, dead.
   Peking slathers paint with lead
   Over every choo-choo train.
   No one sucks the candy cane.

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Title Annotation:	HELP!!!
Author:	von Dreele, W.H.
Publication:	National Review
Date:	Sep 10, 2007
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