MWM seeks dream Warlord. (Off the Map).Stateline, Nevada, where the Tahoe Regional Planning Agency The Tahoe Regional Planning Agency (or TRPA) was formed in 1969 through a bi-state compact between California and Nevada which was ratified by the U.S. Congress. The agency is mandated to protect the environment of the Lake Tahoe Basin through land-use regulations and is one of makes property owners who want to build on their lots enter a lottery. So whether you live in California or Nevada, the odds are still with the house. Cue cheesy cheesy (che´ze) caseous. early '70s game show music. Jim Lange: And now it's time to play The Figurehead figurehead, carved decoration usually representing a head or figure placed under the bowsprit of a ship. The art is of extreme antiquity. Ancient galleys and triremes carried rostrums, or beaks, on the bow to ram enemy vessels. Game. Warlords, let's meet your prospective employer. He's a former Secretary of Defense, a successful oilman Oil´man n. 1. One who deals in oils; formerly, one who dealt in oils and pickles. 2. A person working in the petroleum industry, esp. an oil company executive. Noun 1. , and no fan of microwave ovens.... Gentlemen, say hello to Vice President Dick Cheney. The three warlords (in unison): Hello Dick. Jim Lange: Mr. Cheney, you know the rules. Let's get started. Cheney: Warlord No. 1, if we hooked up with your horde, what would be your first move to impress George W. Bush? Warlord No. 1: I would bathe in the blood of Hussein and his Republican Guard. Cheney: Yeah, OK. Warlord No. 2, same question. Warlord No. 2: In a cedar box with velvet lining, I would present Mr. Bush with the ears of Saddam Hussein and his entire family, roped together in a necklace the President could wear at official functions. Cheney: Nice visual. Warlord No. 3, how much do you hate Hussein? Warlord No. 3: I hate him very much. He has oppressed op·press tr.v. op·pressed, op·press·ing, op·press·es 1. To keep down by severe and unjust use of force or authority: a people who were oppressed by tyranny. 2. our people and caused great hardship for too long. Cheney: Really. Interesting. Warlord No. 1, how much do you hate Saddam Hussein? Warlord No. 1: So much, I get knots the size of stewed stewed adj. 1. Cooked by stewing: stewed prunes. 2. Informal Intoxicated; drunk. stewed Adjective 1. goat heads in my bowels whenever I think of him. I pledge to hang my beach towel on his intestines, fill his knee caps with guacamole, and rip his mustache off and have local artisans weave it into an oil filter for my Mercedes. Cheney: Excellent, that's the kind of initiative I'm looking for. I mean, we're looking for. Warlord No. 2, what kind of government would you replace Hussein's regime with? Warlord No. 2: I would succeed Hussein's oppressive rule with 10,000 years of peace and harmony where children would sing and flowers would grow. Cheney: What kind of flowers? Warlord No. 2: Poppies. Cheney: Wrong answer. Warlord No. 3, how would you supplant the ruthless domination currently in charge? Warlord No. 3: I foresee a democratically elected group of citizens acting as the people's representatives according to their wishes. Much like your Congress. Cheney: Loser! Warlord No. 3: I meant your Supreme Court. Cheney: Better. Warlord No. 1? Same question. Warlord No. 1: I'm a warlord. I would rule like a warlord. Excuse me, let me make that clearer, I would rule like a warlord indebted to Mr. Bush and all his emissaries. Cheney: I think I've made my decision. San Francisco, California “San Francisco” redirects here. For other uses, see San Francisco (disambiguation). The City and County of San Francisco (EN IPA: [sænfrənˈsɪskoʊ] , a town with charm to burn. And our only regret is we can't actually do that, because then we could stay warm during those chilly summer nights. They were waiting for him on the castle road with torches and pitchforks and burning bags of musk ox musk ox, hoofed ruminant mammal, Ovibos moschatus, found in arctic North America and Greenland. The northernmost member of the cattle family, the musk ox grazes on the stunted vegetation of the tundra. manure, but Bush spoiled the photo-op by sending Colin Powell to the United Nations World Summit on Sustainable Development in Johannesburg. This is kind of like inviting your friends over to play "pin the tail on the donkey" and then the damn donkey doesn't show. And who does everybody yell at? Right--the United States. Mister "Single Passenger Humongo S.U.V. with the Custom Car Adapter for his Fry-Baby" American. It's always us. The bad guys the world loves to point their famished fam·ish v. fam·ished, fam·ish·ing, fam·ish·es v.tr. 1. To cause to endure severe hunger. 2. To cause to starve to death. v.intr. 1. little sooty soot·y adj. soot·i·er, soot·i·est 1. Covered with or as if with soot. 2. Blackish or dusky in color. 3. Of or producing soot. fingers at for being chock full of fat lazy energy hogs responsible for sucking all the clean air out of the world while standing on the backs of emerging nations to carve a hole in the roof of the atmosphere. Why? Because, well, for the most part, it's true. And, since the Bushman obviously rates world opinion right above armadillo armadillo (är'mədĭl`ō), New World armored mammal of the order Edentata, a group that also includes the sloth and the anteater, characterized by peglike teeth without roots or enamel. urine cocktails, or maybe below, he decided he didn't even need to show. Which actually worked out pretty well for everyone involved. America retained its "Least Favored Nation" status as world target No. 1, and the dauphin didn't have to leave the safe confines of the Crawford ranch. Ain't that America? Unfortunately, right about now, it is. Will Durst thinks "corporate responsibility" is akin to "curator of velvet paintings." |
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