Los Angeles Psychologist Robert R. Butterworth's 10 Makeover Tips for Michael Jackson.Entertainment Editors LOS LOS Length of stay, see there ANGELES--(BUSINESS WIRE)--Jan. 14, 2004 Regardless of the outcome of the Michael Jackson Noun 1. Michael Jackson - United States singer who began singing with his four brothers and later became a highly successful star during the 1980s (born in 1958) Michael Joe Jackson, Jackson court proceedings on alleged child molestation Child molestation is a crime involving a range of indecent or sexual activities between an adult and a child, usually under the age of 14. In psychiatric terms, these acts are sometimes known as pedophilia. , experts agree that Michael Michael, archangel Michael (mī`kəl) [Heb.,=who is like God?], archangel prominent in Christian, Jewish, and Muslim traditions. In the Bible and early Jewish literature, Michael is one of the angels of God's presence. Jackson's career is on life support. In order to salvage salvage, in maritime law, the compensation that the owner must pay for having his vessel or cargo saved from peril, such as shipwreck, fire, or capture by an enemy. Salvage is awarded only when the party making the rescue was under no legal obligation to do so. what little is left a media Psychologist psy·chol·o·gist n. A person trained and educated to perform psychological research, testing, and therapy. psychologist and Image consultant gives 10 tips to help Jackson Jackson. 1 City (1990 pop. 37,446), seat of Jackson co., S Mich., on the Grand River; inc. 1857. It is an industrial and commercial center in a farm region. change his image and an attempt to salvage his career.
Los Angeles Psychologist Robert R. Butterworth's
10 Makeover Tips for Michael Jackson:
1. Change your wardrobe. Ditch the Captain Crunch clothing and make an
emergency call to the "Queer Eye" guys. (Try blazers and
turtlenecks as a start.)
2. Get rid of the surgical mask and gloves. Germ-free is impossible,
take your chances with the rest of us. We all live in a dangerous
world.
3. Fire your makeup people! The whiteface may cut it with Marcel
Marceau but not the "King of Pop" in 2004.
4. Get a voice coach. Lower your voice output two octaves and practice
the phrase, "I'll be back." (Arnold may help.)
5. Dismantle the roller-coaster, give all the animals to a zoo, and
rename Neverland. (A British-sounding estate name such as
Southingham is a start.)
6. Shave your head. Bald is in, as well as being sexy in a normal way.
(You need as much help as you can get.)
7. Get a girlfriend and stick with her for a while. (I define a
girlfriend as a female species, preferably attractive, between the
ages of 23 and 35. (No breeding cows please.))
8. Take the masks off your kids and rename them ordinary,
American-sounding names like "Frank" or "Al." They're not too old
and still have a chance to be normal.
9. Little children are not your friends; neither are their mommies.
Only sleepovers of female supermodels are allowed. (Obviously they
should be number one!)
10. Make your next album reinterpretations of Frank Sinatra show
tunes. It will add an air of respectability and much needed
stability to your life.
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