Lizzy Bardsley? I wouldn't touch her wide a*&! if she was the last whale on earth, not even after 5 bottles of brandy and 15 pints; Harvey slams Fit Club fatty.

Byline: JAMES DESBOROUGH

HARDMAN Harvey Walden last night warned Celebrity Fit Club contestant Lizzy Bardsley: "You've got a fat chance of getting into bed with me."

The TV show's fitness instructor poured scorn on 15 stone Lizzy, 31, after she claimed in last week's People that he FANCIED her.

US army drill sergeant Harvey, 38, barked: "She must be mad. I wouldn't touch her wide a*** if she was the last fricking whale on earth.

"There wouldn't be no way I'd go near that roly poly thing - hell, no sh**.

"Even if I had five bottles of cognac and 15 pints I still wouldn't touch her.

"That woman is on another planet if she thinks I have the hots for her.

"Does she reckon she has a Halle Berry or Jennifer Aniston body?"

Harvey has to get eight contestants into shape on the ITV1 show.

He's already berated ex-Wife Swap star Lizzy, a mum of eight, for her poor attitude and gobby approach as she tries to shed five stones - the weight of an average eight-year-old.

Last week she claimed Harvey had a big ego "to disguise his small manhood".

But the married ex-marine hit back, saying when he starred in the US Fit Club, female contestants had been desperate "to get jiggy with Mr Biggy".

Furious Harvey added: "Bardsley is the gobbiest contestant ever - I call her The Mouth.

"It's still early on, but she is gonna have to get with the programme or we're gonna have it out big time.

"She's gonna feel the pain soon. She better not get lippy. I mean she's the one with the problem - I'm not fat. She needs to lose weight including off her big mouth."

-Celebrity Fit Club, ITV1 Tuesday 8pm.

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NO WEIGH: Harvey has scoffed at Lizzy's boast that HE wants to bed her