Letter From Al.DOCUMENT EXTRACT: BLACKBERRY E-MAIL e-mail: see electronic mail. in full electronic mail Messages and other data exchanged between individuals using computers in a network. INTERCEPT 12/8/00 13:45 TO: AlGore2000@aol.com FROM: Boies@litigation An action brought in court to enforce a particular right. The act or process of bringing a lawsuit in and of itself; a judicial contest; any dispute. When a person begins a civil lawsuit, the person enters into a process called litigation. .com SUBJ SUBJ Subject SUBJ Subjunctive : Case status Sir: We've lost the absentee-ballots cases in both counties. Only hope now is a Florida supreme-court decision overturning Sanders Sauls. In that case, they will appeal to Supreme Court of the U.S., which will probably overturn Florida. Boies. TO: Boies@litigation.com FROM: AlGore2000@aol.com RE: SUBJ: Case status David: Assume that SCOFLA SCOFLA Supreme Court of Florida overturns and recounts begin. Assume that SCOTUS stays recount and overturns SCOFLA. Then what? Al. TO: AlGore2000@aol.com FROM: Boies@litigation.com RE: RE: SUBJ: Case status Sir: Then it's over. Highest court in the land, etc. Boies. TO: Boies@litigation.com FROM: AlGore2000@aol.com RE: RE: RE: SUBJ: Case status Boies: Investigate possibility of taking this to International Court of Justice in The Hague. Just had e-mail from Jan van der Hoek, of Schijvendaal, van der Hoek, and Gelukkig, and he says that under Section L of the International Charter of Nations, a dimpled or otherwise slightly elevated chad might constitute a legal vote. TO: AlGore2000@aol.com FROM: Boies@litigation.com RE: RE: RE: RE: SUBJ: Case status Sir: My wife has something she calls an "aromatherapy candle." What you do is light this candle and it emits a very pleasant lavender scent, and you sit in a hot tub for a while. She finds it very soothing, sir. Perhaps you should do that before attempting to file suit in The Hague. Boies. TO: Boies@litigation.com FROM: AlGore2000@aol.com RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: SUBJ: Case status Treason, Boies? Don't cross over to the other side now, my friend, just when victory is in my grasp. There's going to be a "settling scores" time when Judge Volendaam rules in my favor and I wouldn't want any of my loyal friends to be caught in the crossfire A multi-GPU interface from ATI for connecting two ATI display adapters together for faster graphics rendering on one monitor. CrossFire machines require PCI Express slots, a CrossFire-enabled motherboard and, depending on which models are used, either a pair of ATI Radeon adapters or one . Get me? TO: AlGore2000@aol.com FROM: Boies@litigation.com RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: SUBJ: Case status Sir, in my legal opinion, and I think in the legal opinion of any competent legal scholar, the International Court in The Hague has no authority in this matter. Unless, of course, you intend to enforce it with some kind of U.N. peacekeeping force peacekeeping force n → fuerza de pacificación peacekeeping force n → forces fpl qui assurent le maintien de la paix . I'm sorry for being sarcastic, but I really think it may be time to work on that concession speech. Boies. TO: Boies@litigation.com FROM: AlGore2000@aol.com RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: SUBJ: Case status Boies, you disappoint me. It will be a shame to see you swinging from the gallows GALLOWS. An erection on which to bang criminals condemned to death. the day after inauguration. You bore me, Boies. You bore me with your tiny mind and your constant small-picture nitpicking nit·pick·ing n. Minute, trivial, unnecessary, and unjustified criticism or faultfinding. nitpicking nit (inf) n → Kleinigkeitskrämerei f . And so, begone be·gone v. Used chiefly in the imperative to express an order of dismissal. [Middle English begone : be, imperative of ben, to be; see be + gone ! I shall repair to my island hideaway and gather my case before the International Court, and then, Boies, then, I shall return triumphant to rule the country that humiliated hu·mil·i·ate tr.v. hu·mil·i·at·ed, hu·mil·i·at·ing, hu·mil·i·ates To lower the pride, dignity, or self-respect of. See Synonyms at degrade. and shunned me. TO: AlGore2000@aol.com FROM: Boies@litigation.com RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: SUBJ: Case status Sir, I've taken the liberty of sending you one of those candles. Please, sir, I beg of you. Light it. Soak in a hot tub. Boies. |
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