Leftist Conspiracy?From scissors scissors Cutting instrument or tool consisting of a pair of opposed metal blades that meet and cut when the handles at their ends are brought together. Modern scissors are of two types: the more usual pivoted blades have a rivet or screw connection between the cutting ends to stick shifts, left-handers navigate a daily obstacle course obstacle course n. 1. A training course filled with obstacles, such as ditches and walls, that must be negotiated speedily by troops undergoing training or participants in an obstacle race. 2. of right-handed bias. But when it comes to being left-handed, that which does not hurt you might just make you President. While only 1 in 10 Americans is left-handed, southpaws are dominating this year's presidential race: AL GORE Noun 1. Al Gore - Vice President of the United States under Bill Clinton (born in 1948) Albert Gore Jr., Gore , BILL BRADLEY, JOHN MCCAIN, and STEVE FORBES are all left-handers. The only real hope of a right-handed presidency lies with Texas governor GEORGE W. BUSH. The current crop of candidates continues the curious surge of leftwing national politics. In 1992, the left-handed President George Bush faced off against lefty candidates Bill Clinton and Ross Perot. In 1996, Clinton won re-election over Bob Dole, a left-hander by default (his right arm was injured in World War II). But even if a lefty wins this year, a final indignity in·dig·ni·ty n. pl. in·dig·ni·ties 1. Humiliating, degrading, or abusive treatment. 2. A source of offense, as to a person's pride or sense of dignity; an affront. 3. awaits-he will still have to swear in with his right hand. |
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