Leave hardware at home.Byline: The Register-Guard An article in last Saturday's Register-Guard reported that objects confiscated con·fis·cate tr.v. con·fis·cat·ed, con·fis·cat·ing, con·fis·cates 1. To seize (private property) for the public treasury. 2. To seize by or as if by authority. See Synonyms at appropriate. adj. from passengers are piling up at the Eugene Airport Eugene Airport (IATA: EUG, ICAO: KEUG), also known as Mahlon Sweet Field, is a public airport located 7 miles (11 km) northwest of Eugene, in Lane County, Oregon. . The same thing is undoubtedly happening at airports across the country. Perhaps there's an opportunity here. An accompanying photo showed one of the tubs of contraband, and its contents may say something about people in this part of Oregon. Most of the confiscated items seemed to be tools: pliers pliers, n a tool of pincer design with jaws of varying shapes; used for holding, bending, stretching, contouring, and cutting. pliers, contouring, n , screwdrivers, wrenches and whatnot what·not n. 1. A minor or unspecified object or article. 2. A set of light, open shelves for ornaments. pron. . Airport officials are wondering what to do with all these things, but maybe if they waited a while longer they'd have enough tools to build their own airplane. A better idea, one that would compensate somewhat for the inconvenience of airport security measures, would be to start a contraband exchange. A passenger who couldn't take his wrench aboard the plane would receive a chit chit 1 n. 1. A statement of an amount owed for food and drink; a check. 2. A short letter; a note. 3. in exchange for his tool. After arriving at his destination, the passenger would exchange the chit for an item that had been confiscated from someone else at the other end. The only problem with this idea is that a version of Gresham's Law would take hold, with bad items driving out good. It wouldn't take long for people to figure out that they could surrender a 99-cent paint scraper See scraping. in Eugene in hopes of picking up a $20 Swiss army knife in San Francisco. Jerry's might even have to open a drive-up window for people on their way to the airport. But it's worth a try. Another innovation would also be worth considering. The photo showed that the Eugene Airport's contraband tub contains, amazingly enough, box cutters - the very weapons used by the Sept. 11 hijackers. Anyone who would bring a box cutter to an American airport deserves a special penalty, such as washing a row of cars in the parking lot. |
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