L.A. Web Review -- www.HoroscopeBlender.com.MOST people don't take horoscopes too seriously, and neither does Horoscope-Blender.com, a Web site with sassy sas·sy 1 adj. sas·si·er, sas·si·est 1. Rude and disrespectful; impudent. 2. Lively and spirited; jaunty. 3. Stylish; chic: a sassy little hat. horoscopes that have less to do with cosmic forces than comedy. Created by 100 Monkeys Inc., a Web site developer in Reseda, HoroscopeBlender.com is the perfect mental health break from watching Nasdaq updates. Despite polls, a comedic advice column, e-cards and a pending e-commerce element, HoroscopeBlender.com's best feature is its sampling of astrological forecasts. Just pick an astrological sign Astrological signs represent twelve equal segments or divisions of the zodiac. According to astrological superstition, celestial phenomena reflect or govern human activity on the principle of "as above, so below", so that the twelve signs at the same time are held to represent and a designated "blend" (or style in which your horoscope horoscope: see astrology. horoscope Astrological chart showing the positions of the sun, moon, and planets in relation to the signs of the zodiac at a specific time. will be told): spicy, mild or Kung Fu kung fu Pinyin gongfu Chinese martial art that is simultaneously a spiritual and a physical discipline. It has been practiced at least since the Zhou dynasty (1111–255 BC). . For the presidential election, the site has added Democratic and Republican blends to the mix. "Mild" horoscopes are most like the generic fare churned out everywhere else. Leo's "spicy" forecast says, Pretty much everyone thinks you're a jerk." The "Kung Fu Movie" horoscope warns Aquarius, "Quiet. The enemy is near." |
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