L.A. CONFIDENTIAL.

Byline: -- Tom Hoffarth

They have the biggest roster of pseudo-recognizable owners, one that their roster of players will hardly ever match, but maybe one better suited for a bad reality show.

Tuesday, the ownership group of the new American Basketball Association team, the Hollywood Fame, will announce their new head coach (they say only that he used to coach in the NBA, so that could range from Larry Brown to Bill Fitch to Rudy Tomjanovich -- although Gary Coleman would have been a most inspired choice) at a press conference in Santa Monica.

Of the Fame's quasi-famous owners -- Geoff Stults, Stacy Keibler, Brady Anderson, Nick Lachey, Brian Vickers, Mike Hampton and Kyle Boller -- only the first three will be in attendance.

The team recently had tryouts at a health club in El Segundo and plans to show off some of their new players.