L.A. CONFIDENTIAL.Byline: -- Tom Hoffarth Since we are an active member of our neighborhood watch unit, it's our civic duty to inform you all that one Michael Irvin, aka ``The Playmaker play·mak·er n. A player in a sport with goals, such as a guard in basketball, who initiates offensive plays. play ,'' former Dallas Cowboys abbr. National Football League NFL (US) n abbr (= National Football League) → Fußball-Nationalliga ``employee'' and an ``idiot'' according to Tiki Barber, will be in our fair city for two ``official'' engagements. Irvin is scheduled to be at Pierce College, but not to pursue his AA degree in criminal justice. On Thursday, ol' No. 88 should be hanging out with Lawrence Taylor and Eric Dickerson, ... for the filming of a movie called ``The Comebacks,'' which is supposed to be a spoof of some of the greatest sports movies of all time. Is it a closed set? We have no idea. But gawk at your own risk. Just make sure you have campus security on speed dial. |
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