Kevin Maguire: POINTS OF ORDER; AT THE TORY CONFERENCE IN BLACKPOOL.Byline: Kevin Maguire
HADAWAY the Tories who claim they're a One Nation party.
Too many Conservatives are soft southerners who think England ends at the Watford Gap.
Ken Clarke's lieutenant Tim Yeo hopes they'll never again gather in Blackpool.
Warned a stayaway means they'd never retake re·take
tr.v. re·took , re·tak·en , re·tak·ing, re·takes
1. To take back or again.
2. To recapture.
3. To photograph, film, or record again.
1. the resort's two seats, the Suffolk MP replied: "In my view that's a price well worth paying."
Lancastrians feel the same way about Tories.
Perhaps it's the time for a Northern boycott of that flat and windy patch of scrub called East Anglia.
LOVE-STRUCK David Blunkett is to stay away from snobby snob
1. One who tends to patronize, rebuff, or ignore people regarded as social inferiors and imitate, admire, or seek association with people regarded as social superiors.
2. Mayfair hangout Annabel's.
The Home Secretary bizarrely met kiss-and-hint blonde Sally Anderson in the kitsch joint.
She brazenly insists he boasted of being Tony Blair's "mentor", Blunkers maintains that's tripe tripe
the scalded and cleaned rumen and reticulum. The omasum is discarded because of the difficulty in cleaning between the leaves. .
It beats me why anyone would want to pretend to be Blair's guide, though all red-blooded men at some point talk themselves up to girls.
I did it in my teens and early 20s. Mr Blunkett is 58.