Jokes.

Katherine: "Did you hear that the McMillans are moving to Gettysburg?"

Winona: "No. Why are they moving?"

Katherine: "Because they want to have a Gettysburg Address."

Jessyca Turner, Kentucky

A man was in a restaurant, and a waiter asked for his order. The man said, "I want toast."

The waiter replied, "We don't sell toast. It's not on the menu."

So, the man said, "OK, then I would like a bacon, lettuce, and tomato sandwich with no bacon, lettuce, or tomato." So the waiter brought him toast.

Kerri Mills, Oklahoma

Ray: "What is before Y and after W?"

Bill: "X, Ray."

Ray: "I never knew that X-ray was a letter of the alphabet."

Alex Solis, Nevada

Dana: "Do you know what bugs me about June?"

Dan: "What?"

Dana: "June bugs."

Callie Jaques, California

A guy walks into an antique store and says, "What's new?"

Roxana Mohrdar, California

Knock, knock! Who's there? Ya. Ya who? Why are you so happy today?

Shilpa Subrahmanyam, Illinois

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