Jokes.

A mummy went into a hotel and said to the clerk at the front desk, "I'd like a room, please. I need a place to unwind."

Theresa Paoletti, New York

Kelly: "Where were you born?"

Michelle: "New Jersey."

Kelly: "What part?"

Michelle: "All of me, silly!"

Ariana Angelino, Florida

Teacher: "Do you know who invented spaghetti?"

Michael: "No, but I bet he used his noodle."

Jade Strayhorn, Michigan

Three clams were eating a chocolate bar while two angelfish were watching. After the clams finished it, one of the angelfish said, "Look at that. They ate the whole thing without offering us a bite!"

The other angelfish said, "Don't worry. They're shellfish!"

Lura Lance, Montana

Samantha: "Mary's mother had four children: North, South, and West. What was her other child's name?"

Mom: "East."

Samantha: "No, Mary."

Samantha Friedman, New Jersey

Teacher: "When was Rome built?"

Damon: "At night."

Teacher: "Why do you think that?"

Damon: "Because my dad said, `Rome wasn't built in a day.'"

Aliya Hoff, California

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