Jokes & riddles.

Question: How long will a stray cat stick around if you feed it?

Answer: Purr-manently!

Christopher Smith

Louisville, Kentucky

Question: What's the best way to cheer up your dog?

Answer: Give her a pup talk!

Jalen Watson

Sacramento, California

Question: What do fireflies tell their babies at night?

Answer: Glow to sleep!

Kayla Falb

Columbiana, Ohio

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Question: What did the egg say when it heard a funny joke?

Answer: That cracks me up!

Michelle Peterson

Bluff City, Tennessee

Question: What's the difference between an honest person and a large zoo cat?

Answer: One's always truthful and one's always a lion!

John Corbis

Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania