Joke of the month.A plane crashes on a deserted tropical island. Pat and Mary Mary, the mother of Jesus Mary, in the Bible, mother of Jesus. Christian tradition reckons her the principal saint, naming her variously the Blessed Virgin Mary, Our Lady, and Mother of God (Gr., theotokos). Her name is the Hebrew Miriam. , an elderly couple, survive the crash but soon realize they may never be found there. Pat turns to Mary and asks, "Mary, dear, did we turn off the oven  It has been suggested that , , , , and be merged into this article or section. ?"
Mary replies, "Of course, dear." "Mary, are our life insurance policies paid up?" "Of course, dear." "Mary, did we pay our pledge A Bailment or delivery of Personal Property to a creditor as security for a debt or for the performance of an act. Sometimes called bailment, pledges are a form of security to assure that a person will repay a debt or perform an act under contract. for the parish capital campaign?" "Oh my God!" shouts Mary, "I forgot to send off the check!" "Well, thank heaven," says Pat. "They'll they'll Contraction of they will. they'll will find us for sure!" |
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