Joke of the month.A little girl climbed onto Santa's lap, and he asked her the usual question: "What would you like for Christmas Christmas [Christ's Mass], in the Christian calendar, feast of the nativity of Jesus, celebrated in Roman Catholic and Protestant Churches on Dec. 25. In liturgical importance it ranks after Easter, Pentecost, and Epiphany (Jan. 6). , little girl?" The girl stared back at him, open-mouthed o·pen-mouthed adj. 1. Having the mouth open. 2. Gaping in astonishment or wonder. 3. Loudly insistent. o and horrified hor·ri·fy tr.v. hor·ri·fied, hor·ri·fy·ing, hor·ri·fies 1. To cause to feel horror. See Synonyms at dismay. 2. To cause unpleasant surprise to; shock. , then gasped, "Didn't you get my e-mail?" |
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