Johnny Pye and the Fool-Killer.
You don't hear so much about the Fool-Killer these days, but when Johnny Pye was a boy there was a good deal of talk about him. Some said he was one kind of person, and some said another, but most people agreed that he came around fairly regular. Or, it seemed so to Johnny Pye. But then, Johnny was an adopted child, which is, maybe, why he took it so hard.
The miller and his wife had offered to raise him, after his own folks died, and that was a good deed on their part. But, as soon as he lost his baby teeth and started acting the way most boys act, they started to come down on him like thunder Adv. 1. like thunder - with great speed or effort or intensity; "drove like crazy"; "worked like hell to get the job done"; "ran like sin for the storm cellar"; "work like thunder"; "fought like the devil" , which wasn't so good. They were good people, according to according to
1. As stated or indicated by; on the authority of: according to historians.
2. In keeping with: according to instructions.
3. their lights, but their lights were terrible strict ones, and they believed that the harder you were on a youngster, the better and brighter he got. Well, that may work with some children, but it sure didn't with Johnny Pye.
He was sharp enough and willing enough-as sharp and wining as most boys in Martinsville. But, somehow or other, he never seemed to be able to do the right things or say the right words-at least when he was home. Treat a boy like a fool and he'll act like a fool, I say, but there's some folks need convincing. The miner and his wife thought the way to smarten smart·en
v. smart·ened, smart·en·ing, smart·ens
1. To improve in appearance or stylishness; spruce up.
2. To make quicker: smarten the pace. Johnny was to treat him like a fool, and finally they got so he pretty much believed it himself.
And that was hard on him, for he had a boy's imagination, and maybe a little more than most. He could stand the beatings and he did. But what he couldn't stand was the way things went at the mill. I don't suppose the miller intended to do it. But, as long as Johnny Pye could remember, whenever the miller heard of the death of somebody he didn't like, he'd say, "Well, the Fool-Killer's come for so-and-so," and sort of smack his lips, It was, as you might say, a family joke, but the miller was a big man with a big red face, and it made a strong impression on Johnny Pye. Till, finally, he got a picture of the Fool-Killer, himself. He was a big man, too, in a checked shirt and corduroy corduroy, a cut filling-pile fabric with lengthwise ridges, or wales, that may vary from fine (pinwale) to wide. Extra filling yarns float over a number of warp yarns that form either a plain-weave or twill-weave ground. trousers, and he went walking the ways of the world, with a hickory Hickory, city, United States
Hickory, city (1990 pop. 28,301), Burke and Catawba counties, W N.C., at the foot of the Blue Ridge Mts.; inc. 1870. It is a processing and trade center for an abundant agricultural region (grain, soybeans, poultry, hogs, club that had a lump of lead in the end of it. I don't know how Johnny Pye got that picture so clear, but, to him, it was just as plain as the face of any human being in Martinsville. And, nowand then, just to test it, he'd ask a grown-up grown-up
1. Of, characteristic of, or intended for adults: grown-up movies; a grown-up discussion.
2. person, kind of timidly, if that was the way the Fool-Killer looked. And, of course, they'd generally laugh and tell him it was. Then Johnny would wake up at night, in his room over the mill, and listen for the Fool-Killer's step on the road and wonder when he was coming. But he was brave enough not to tell anybody that.
Finally, though, things got a little more than he could bear. He'd done some boy's trick or other-let the stones grind a little fine, maybe, when the miller wanted the meal ground coarse-just carelessness, you know. But he'd gotten two whippings for it, one from the miller and one from his wife, and at the end of it, the miller had said, "Well, Johnny Pye, the Fool-Killer ought to be along for you most any day now. For I never did see a boy that was such a fool." Johnny looked to the miller's wife to see if she believed it too, but she just shook her head and looked serious. So he went to bed that night, but he couldn't sleep, for every time a bough rustled or the mill wheel creaked, it seemed to him it must be the Fool-Killer. And, early next morning, before anybody was up, he packed such duds as he had in a bandanna handkerchief and ran away.
He didn't really expect to get away from the Fool-Killer very long-as far as he knew, the Fool-Killer got you wherever you went. But he thought he'd give him a run for his money, at least. And when he got on the road, it was a bright spring morning, and the first peace and quiet he'd had in some time. So his spirits rose, and he chucked a stone at a bullfrog bullfrog, common name of the largest North American frog, Rana catesbeiana. Native to the E United States, this species has been successfully introduced in the West and in other parts of the world. The body length is 4 to 8 in. as he went along, just to show he was Johnny Pye and still doing business.
He hadn't gone more than three or four miles out of Martinsville, when he heard a buggy coming up the road behind him. He knew the Fool-Killer didn't need a buggy to catch you, so he wasn't afraid of it, but he stepped to the side of the road to let it pass. But it stopped, instead, and a black-whiskered man with a stovepipe hat A tall silk hat with a brim, worn commonly as an item of formal dress by gentlemen in the late 1800's.
See also: Stovepipe looked out of it.
"Hello, bub," he said"Is this the road for East Liberty?"
"My name's John Pye and I'm 11 years old," said Johnny, polite but firm, "and you take the next left fork for East Liberty. They say it's a pretty town-I've never been there myself." And he sighed a little, because he thought he'd like to see the world before the Fool-Killer could catch up with him.
"H'm," said the man. "Stranger here, too, eh? And what brings a smart boy like you on the road so early in the morning?"
"Oh," said Johnny Pye, quite honestly, "I'm running away from the Fool-Killer. For the miller says I'm a fool and his wife says I'm a fool and almost everybody in Martinsville says I'm a fool except little Susie Marsh. And the miller says the Fool-Killer's after me-so I thought I'd run away before he came."
The black-whiskered man sat in his buggy and wheezed for a while. When he got his breath back, "Well, jump in, bub," he said. "The miller may say you're a fool, but I think you're a right smart boy to be running away from the Fool-Killer all by yourself. And I don't hold with small-town prejudices and I need a right smart boy, so I'll give you a lift on the road."
"But, will I be safe from the Fool-Killer, if I'm with you?" said Johnny. "For, otherwise, it don't signify."
"Safe?" said the black-whiskered man, and wheezed again. "Oh, you'll be safe as houses Safe as Houses is a Scottish television property programme on STV, hosted by Rangers TV presenter Ali Douglas and money advisor Fergus Muirhead.
The programme aims to help viewers, whether they are a first time buyer or looking to expand their property empire. . You see, I'm a herb doctor-and some folks think, a little in the Fool-Killer's line of business, myself. And I'll teach you a trade worth two of milling. So jump in, bub."
"Sounds all right the way you say it," said Johnny, "but my name's John Pye," and he jumped into the buggy. And they went rattling along toward East Liberty with the herb doctor herb doctor
One who practices healing with herbs. Also called herbalist. talking and cutting jokes till Johnny thought he'd never met a pleasanter man. About half a mile from East Liberty, the herb doctor stopped at a spring.
"What are we stopping here for?" said Johnny Pye.
"Wait and see," said the doctor, and gave him a wink. Then he got a haircloth trunk full of empty bottles out of the back of the buggy and made Johnny fill them with spring water and label them. Then he added a pinch of pink powder to each bottle and shook them up and corked corked
1. Sealed with or as if with a cork.
2. Tainted in flavor by an unsound cork: corked port.
3. Blackened by burnt cork. them and stowed them away.
"What's that?" said Johnny, very interested.
"That's Old Doctor Waldo's Unparalleled Universal Remedy," said the doctor, reading from the label. "Made from the purest snake oil A product that has been proven to not live up to the vendor's marketing hype. The term comes from the 1800s in which elixirs and potions of all kinds, even ones that supposedly included the oils from snakes, were sold as a cure for everything that ailed a person. and secret Indian herbs, it cures rheumatism rheumatism (r`mətĭzəm), general term for a number of disorders that cause inflammation and pain in muscles, bones, joints, or nerves. , blind staggers blind staggers
pl.n. (used with a sing. verb)
Noun 1. blind staggers - a disease of the central nervous system affecting especially horses and cattle; characterized by an unsteady swaying gait and , headache, malaria, five kinds of fits, and spots in front of the eyes. It will also remove oil or grease stains, clean knives and silver, polish brass, and is strongly recommended as a general tonic and blood purifier. Small size, $1.00-family bottle, $2.50."
"But I don't see any snake oil in it," said Johnny, puzzled, "or any secret Indian herbs."
"That's because you're not a fool," said the doctor, with another wink. "The Fool-Killer wouldn't, either. But most folks will."
And, that very same night, Johnny saw. For the doctor made his pitch in East Liberty and he did it handsome. He took a couple of flaring oil torches and stuck them on the side of the buggy; he put on a diamond stickpin and did card tricks and told funny stories till he had the crowd goggle-eyed. As for Johnny, he let him play on the tambourine tambourine (tăm'bərēn`), musical instrument of the percussion family, having a narrow circular frame and a single parchment drumhead, with metal plates or jingles set in the frame. . Then he started talking about Doctor Waldo's Universal Remedy, and with Johnny to help him, the bottles went like hot cakes. Johnny helped the doctor count the money afterward, and it was a pile.
"Well," said Johnny, "I never saw money made easier. You've got a fine trade, doctor."
"It's cleverness does it," said the doctor, and slapped him on the back. "Now a fool's content to stay in one place and do one thing, but the Fool-Killer never caught up with a good pitchman yet."
"Well, it's certainly lucky I met up with you," said Johnny"and, if it's cleverness does it, I'll learn the trade or bust or collapse from the effort; - used in phrases expressing determination to do something; as, Oregon or bust, meaning "We will get to Oregon or die trying." s>
See also: bust ."
So he stayed with the doctor quite awhile-in fact, till he could make up the remedy and do the card tricks almost as good as the doctor himself. And Johnny admired the doctor and the doctor liked Johnny, for Johnny was a biddable bid·da·ble
1. Games Strong enough to be bid. Used of a hand of cards.
2. Following directions or obeying commands; docile.
Adj. boy. But one night they came into a town where things didn't go as they usually did. The crowd gathered as usual, and the doctor did his tricks. But, all the time, Johnny could see a sharp-faced little fellow going through the crowd and whispering to one man and another. Till, at last, right in the middle of the doctor's spiel spiel Informal
A lengthy or extravagant speech or argument usually intended to persuade.
intr. & tr.v. spieled, spiel·ing, spiels
To talk or say (something) at length or extravagantly. , the sharp-faced fellow gave a shout of "That's him all right! I'd know them whiskers See metal whiskers. anywhere!" and, with that, the crowd growled once and began to tear slats out of the nearest fence. Well, the next thing Johnny knew, he and the doctor were being ridden out of town on a rail, with the doctor's long coattails coat·tail
1. The loose back part of a coat that hangs below the waist.
2. coattails The skirts of a formal or dress coat.
on the coattails of
1. flying at every jounce.
They didn't hurt Johnny particular-him only being a boy. But they warned 'em both never to show their faces in that town again, and then they heaved the doctor into a thistle patch and went their ways.
"Owooo!" howled the doctor, "ouch!" as Johnny was helping him out of the thistle patch. "Go easy with those thistles! And why didn't you give me the office, you blame little fool?"
"Office?" said Johnny. "What office?"
"When that sharp-nosed man started snooping around," said the doctor. "I thought that infernal main street looked familiar--I was through there two years ago, selling solid gold watches for a dollar apiece."
"But the works to a solid gold watch would be worth more than that," said Johnny.
"There weren't any works," said the doctor, with a groan, "but there was a nice lively beetle inside each case and it made the prettiest tick you ever heard."
"Well, that certainly was a clever idea," said Johnny. "I'd never have thought of that."
"Clever?" said the doctor. "Ouch -it was ruination! But who'd have thought the fools would bear a grudge for two years? And now we've lost the horse and buggy The horse and buggy (in American English) or horse and carriage (in British English) refers to a light, simple two-person carriage drawn by one or two horses. It was made with two wheels in England and with four wheels in the United States. , too-not to speak of the bottles and the money. Well, there's lots more tricks to be played and we'll start again."
But, though he liked the doctor, Johnnybegan to feel doubtful. For it occurred to him that if all the doctor's cleverness got him was being ridden out of town on a rail, he couldn't be so far away from the Fool-Killer as he thought. And, sure enough, as he was going to sleep that night, he seemed to hear the Fool-Killer's footsteps coming after him--step, step, step. He pulled his jacket up over his ears, but he couldn't shut it out. So, when the doctor had got in the way of starting business over again, he and Johnny parted company. The doctor didn't bear any grudge; he shook hands with Johnny and told him to remember that cleverness was power. And Johnny went on with his running away. He got to a town, and there was a store with a sign in the window, BOY WANTED, so he went in.
There, sure enough, was the merchant, sitting at his desk, and a fine, important man he looked, in his black broadcloth broad·cloth
1. A densely textured woolen cloth with a plain or twill weave and a lustrous finish.
2. A closely woven silk, cotton, or synthetic fabric with a narrow crosswise rib. suit. Johnny tried to tell him about the Fool-Killer, but the merchant wasn't interested in that. He just looked Johnny over and saw that he looked biddable and strong for his age. "But, remember, no fooling around, boy!" said the merchant sternly, after he'd hired him.
"No fooling around?" said Johnny, with the light of hope in his eyes.
"No," said the merchant, meaningly. "We've no room for fools in this business, I can tell you! You work hard, and you'll rise. But, if you've got any foolish notions, just knock them on the head and forget them."
Well, Johnny was glad enough to promise that, and he stayed with the merchant a year and a half. He swept out the store, and he put the shutters up and took them down; he ran errands and wrapped up packages and learned to keep busy 12 hours a day. And being a biddable boy and an . honest one, he rose, just like the merchant had said. The merchant raised his wages and let him begin to wait on customers and learn accounts. And then, one night, Johnny woke up in the middle of the night. And it seemed to him he heard, far away but getting nearer, the steps of the Fool-Killer after him-tramping, tramping, tramping.
He went to the merchant next day and said, "Sir, I'm sorry to tell you this, but I'll have to be moving on."
"Well, I'm sorry to hear that, Johnny," said the merchant, "for you've been a good boy. And, if it's a question of salary--"
"It isn't that," said Johnny, "but tell me one thing, sir, if you don't mind my asking. Supposing I did stay with you-where would I end?"
The merchant smiled. "That's a hard question to answer," he said, "and I'm not much given to compliments. But I started, myself, as a boy, sweeping out the store. And you're a bright youngster with lots of go-ahead. I don't see why, if you stuck to it, you shouldn't make the same kind of success that I have."
"And what's that?" said Johnny. The merchant began to look irritated ir·ri·tate
v. ir·ri·tat·ed, ir·ri·tat·ing, ir·ri·tates
1. To rouse to impatience or anger; annoy: a loud bossy voice that irritates listeners. , but he kept his smile.
"Well," he said, "I'm not a boastful man, but I'll tell you this. Ten years ago I was the richest man in town. Five years ago, I was the richest man in the county. And five years from now-well, I aim to be the richest man in the state."
His eyes kind of glittered as he said it, but Johnny was looking at his face. It was sallow-skinned and pouchy, with the jaw as hard as a rock. And it came upon Johnny that moment that, though he'd known the merchant a year and a half, he'd never really seen him enjoy himself except when he was driving a bargain.
"Sorry, sir," he said, "but, if it's like that, I'd certainly have to go. Because, you see, I'm running away from the Fool-Killer, and, if I stayed here and got to be like you, he'd certainly catch up with me in no--"
"Why, you impertinent IMPERTINENT, practice, pleading. What does not appertain, or belong to; id est, qui ad rem non pertinet.
2. Evidence of facts which do not belong to the matter in question, is impertinent and inadmissible. young cub!" roared the merchant, with his face gone red all of a sudden. "Get your money from the cashier!" and Johnny was on the road again before you could say "Jack Robinson Jack Robinson may refer to:
Well, after that, he hired out to quite a few different people, but I won't go into all of his adventures. He worked for an inventor for a while, and they split up because Johnny happened to ask him what would be the good of his patent, self-winding, perpetual-motion machine perpetual-motion machine, device that would be able to operate continuously and supply useful work, in violation of the laws of thermodynamics. A machine that would produce more energy in the form of work than is supplied to it in the form of heat would violate the , once he did get it invented. And, while the inventor talked big about improving the human race and the beauties of science, it was plain he didn't know. So that night, Johnny heard the steps of the Fool-Killer, far off but coming closer, and, next morning, he went away. Then he stayed with a minister for a while, and he certainly hated to leave him, for the minister was a good man. But they got talking one evening, and, as it chanced, Johnny asked him what happened to people who didn't believe in his particular religion. Well, the minister was broad-minded, but there's only one answer to that. He admitted they might be good folks--he even admitted they mightn't exactly go to hell-but he couldn't let them into heaven, no, not the best and the wisest of them, for there were the specifications laid down by creed and church, and, if you didn't fulfill them, you didn't.
So Johnny had to leave him, and, after that, he went with an old drunken fiddler for a while. He wasn't a good man, I guess, but he could play till the tears ran down your cheeks. And, when he was playing his best, it seemed to Johnny that the Fool-Killer was very far away. For, in spite of his faults and his weaknesses, while he played, there was might in the man. But he died drunk in a ditch, one night, with Johnny to hold his head, and, while he left Johnny his fiddle, it didn't do Johnny much good. For, while Johnny could play a tune, he couldn't play like the fiddler-it wasn't in his fingers.
Then it chanced that Johnny took up with a company of soldiers. He was still too young to enlist, but they made a kind of pet of him, and everything went swimmingly for a while. For the captain was the bravest man Johnny had ever seen, and he had an answer for everything, out of regulations and the Articles of War. But then they went West to fight Indians and the same old trouble cropped up again. For, one night the captain said to him, "Johnny, we're going to fight the enemy tomorrow, but you'll stay in camp."
"Oh, I don't want to do that," said Johnny. "I want to be in on the fighting."
"It's an order," said the captain, grimly. Then he gave Johnny certain instructions and a letter to take to his wife.
"For the colonel's a copper-plated fool," he said, "and we're walking straight into an ambush."
"Why don't you tell him that?" said Johnny.
"I have," said the captain, "but he's the colonel. , ,
"Colonel or no colonel," said Johnny, "if he's a fool, somebody ought to stop him."
"You can't do that, in an army," said the captain. "Orders are orders." But it turned out the captain was wrong about it, for, next day, before they could get moving, the Indians attacked, and got badly licked. When it was all over, "Well, it was a good fight," said the captain, professionally. "All the same, if they'd waited and laid an ambush, they'd have had our hair. But as it was, they didn't stand a chance."
"But why didn't they lay an ambush?" said John .
"Well," said the captain, "I guess they had their orders too. And now, how would you like to be a soldier?"
"Well, it's a nice outdoors life, but I'd like to think it over," said Johnny. For he knew the captain was brave and he knew the Indians had been brave-you couldn't find two braver sets of people. But, all the same, when he thought the whole thing over, he seemed to hear steps in the sky. So he soldiered to the end of the campaign and then he left the army, though the captain told him he was making a mistake.
By now, of course, he wasn't a boy any longer; he was getting to be a young man with a young man's thoughts and feelings. And, half the time nowadays he'd forget about the Fool-Killer except as a dream he'd had when he was a boy. He could even laugh at it now and then, and think what a fool he'd been to believe there was such a man.
But, all the same, the desire in him wasn't satisfied, and something kept driving him on. He'd have called it ambitiousness, now, but it came to the same thing. And with every new trade he tried, sooner or later would come the dream-the dream of the big man in the checked shirt and corduroy pants, walking the ways of the world with his hickory stick in one hand. It made him angry to have that dream, now, but it had a singular power over him. Till, finally, when he was turned 20 or so, he got scared.
"Fool-Killer or no Fool-Killer," he said to himself, "I've got to ravel this matter out. For there must be some one thing a man could tie to, and be sure he wasn't a fool. I've tried cleverness and money and half a dozen other things, and they don't seem to be the answer. So now I'll try book learning and see what comes of that."
So he read all the books he could find, and whenever he'd seem to hear the steps of the Fool-Killer coming for the authors-and that was frequent-he'd try and shut his ears. But some books said one thing was best and some another, and he couldn't rightly decide.
"Well," he said to himself, when he'd read and read till his head felt as stuffed with book learning as a sausage with meat, "it's interesting, but it isn't exactly contemporaneous. So I think I'll go down to Washington and ask the wise men there. For it must take a lot of wisdom to run a country like the United States United States, officially United States of America, republic (2005 est. pop. 295,734,000), 3,539,227 sq mi (9,166,598 sq km), North America. The United States is the world's third largest country in population and the fourth largest country in area. , and if there's people who can answer my questions, it's there they ought to be found."
So he packed his bag and off to Washington he went. He was modest, for a youngster, and he didn't intend to try and see the president right away. He thought probably a congressman was about his size. So he saw a congressman, and the congressman told him the thing to be was an upstanding young American and vote the Republican ticket-which sounded all right to Johnny Pye, but not exactly what he was after.
Then he went to a senator, and the senator told him to be an upstanding young American and vote the Democratic ticket-which sounded all right, too, but not what he was after, either. And, somehow, though both men had been impressive and affable af·fa·ble
1. Easy and pleasant to speak to; approachable.
2. Gentle and gracious: an affable smile. , right in the middle of their speeches he'd seemed to hew hew
v. hewed, hewn or hewed, hew·ing, hews
1. To make or shape with or as if with an ax: hew a path through the underbrush.
2. steps -you know.
But a man has to eat, whatever else he does, and Johnny found he'd better buckle down and get himself a job. It happened to be with the first congressman he struck, for that one came from Martinsville, which is why Johnny went to him in the first place. And in a little while, he forgot his search entirely and the Fool-Killer, too, for the congressman's niece came East to visit him, and she was the Susie Marsh that Johnny had sat next to in school. She'd been pretty then, but she was prettier now, and as soon as Johnny Pye saw her, his heart gave a jump and a thump.
"And don't think we don't remember you in Martinsville, Johnny Pye," she said, when her uncle had explained who his new clerk was. "Why, the whole town'll be excited when I write home. We've heard all about your killing Indians and inventing perpetual motion Perpetual motion
The expression perpetual motion, or perpetuum mobile, arose historically in connection with the quest for a mechanism which, once set in motion, would continue to do useful work without an external source of energy or which would produce more and traveling around the country with a famous doctor and making a fortune in dry goods dry goods
Textiles, clothing, and related articles of trade. Also called soft goods.
dry goods npl (COMM) → mercería sg
dry goods and-oh, it's a wonderful story!"
"Uh, well," said Johnny, and coughed, "some of that's just a little bit exaggerated. But it's nice of you to be interested. So they don't think I'm a fool any more in Martinsville?"
"I never thought you were a fool," said Susie with a little smile, and Johnny felt his heart give another bump.
"And I always knew you were pretty, but never how pretty till now," said Johnny, and coughed again. "But, speaking of old times, how's the miller and his wife? For I did leave them right sudden, and while there were faults on both sides, I must have been a trial to them, too."
"They've gone the way of all flesh," said Susie Marsh, "and there's a new miller now. But he isn't very well-liked, to tell the truth, and he's letting the mill run down."
"That's a pity," said Johnny, "for it was a likely mill." Then he began to ask her more questions and she began to remember things too, Well, you know how the time can go when two youngsters get talking like that.
Johnny Pye never worked so hard in his life as he did that winter.
And it wasn't the Fool-Killer he thought about-it was Susie Marsh. First he thought she loved him and then he was sure she didn't, and then he was betwixt and between in a midway position; so-so; neither one thing nor the other.
See also: Betwixt , and all perplexed and confused. But, finally, it turned out all right and he had her promise, and Johnny Pye knew he was the happiest man in the world. And that night, he waked up in the night and heard the Fool-Killer coming after him-step, step, step.
He didn't sleep much after that, and he came down to breakfast hollow-eyed. But his uncle-to-be didn't notice that-he was rubbing his hands and smiling.
"Go put on your best necktie, Johnny!" he said, very cheerful, "for I've got an appointment with the president today, and, just to show I approve of my niece's fiance, I'm taking you along."
"The president!" said Johnny, all dumfounded adj. 1. same as dumbfounded.
Adj. 1. dumfounded - as if struck dumb with astonishment and surprise; "a circle of policement stood dumbfounded by her denial of having seen the accident"; "the flabbergasted aldermen were speechless"; "was .
"Yes," said Congressman Marsh, "You see, there's a little bill-well, we needn't go into that. But slick down Verb 1. slick down - give a smooth and glossy appearance; "slick one's hair"
sleek down, slick
comb out, comb, disentangle - smoothen and neaten with or as with a comb; "comb your hair before dinner"; "comb the wool" your back hair, Johnny-we'll make Martinsville proud of us this day!"
Then a weight seemed to go from Johnny's shoulders and a load from his heart. He wrung wrung
Past tense and past participle of wring.
the past of wring
wrung wring Mr. Marsh's hand.
"Thank you, Uncle Eben!" he said. "I can't thank you enough." For, at last, he knew he was going to look upon a man that was bound to be safe from the Fool-Killer-and it seemed to him if he could just once do that, all his troubles and searchings would be ended.
Well, it doesn't signify which president it was-you can take it from me that he was president and a fine looking man. He'd just been elected, too, so he was lively as a trout. Anyhow, there he was, and Johnny feasted his eyes on him. For if there was anybody in the country the Fool-Killer couldn't bother, it must be a man like this.
The older men talked politics for a while, and then it was Johnny's turn.
"Well, young man," said the president, affably, "and what can I do for you-for you look to me like a fine, upstanding young American."
The congressman cut in quick before Johnny could open his mouth.
"Just a word of advice, Mr. President Mr. President can refer to:
"Well," said the president, looking at Johnny rather keenly "if that's all he needs, a short horse is soon curried. I wish most of my callers wanted as little."
All the same, he drew Johnny out, as such men can, and before Johnny knew it, he was telling his life story.
"Well," said the president at the end, "you certainly have been a rolling stone rolling stone
a restless or wandering person , young man. But there's nothing wrong in that. And, for one of your varied experience there's one obvious career. Politics!" he said, and slapped his fist in his hand.