Jacked up.

Jackass Number Two's premiere at Grauman's Chinese Theatre on Hollywood Boulevard was memorable because of the congregation of so many actual disfunctionaries. Lance Conklin, Terry Richardson, Aaron Rose, Lewman, Wee-Man, and Sean Cliver watched as Johnny Knoxville willingly withstood the explosion of an anti-personnel land mine. Johnny wore no mask, helmet, or pads, which helps explain why so many Hollywood star types avoided the affair--being the chicken shits that they are. Fear of being called out by true insanity tends to keep the pretty boys and manicured faces at home. The oddest conversation witnessed were Vandal Joey Escalante and Tony Hawk plotting the insertion of musical cues into video games of their choosing.

Skipper Engblom's 1949 Cadillac, which was featured in the morality play Lords of Dogtown, may have been recently sold at Del Rey Auto in Venice. But is the vehicle on the used car lot in question exactly the same studio-insured sled supposedly once valued at over one million dollars? Is the suspect ride a Sony FX clone? Is the SMA chief just having a fire sale? Or is actor Heath Ledger and producer John Linson cashing out on their respective collections of Dog film arcana?

Trujillo, Phelps, and Reyes penetrated South Beach, FL during a 15-minute layover at Miami International, only to emerge three long days later all wiser and financially lighter.