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JOKES and RIDDLES.

Question: Why did Captain Hook lose at cards?

Answer: He had a bad hand!

Joseph and Nathan Bartlett Bloomfield Hills, Michigan

Knock, knock.

Who's there ?

Osborne.

Osborne who?

Osborne (I was born) in the U.S.A.!

Sarah Powell Parker, Colorado

Question: Why do squirrels climb trees?

Answer: To get away from the nuts on the ground!

Christopher Armstrong Hawthorne, New Jersey

Question: Why did the orange go to the doctor?

Answer: It wasn't peeling (feeling) well!

Rachel Lynne Freeman Denton, Texas

Question: What time is it when a chicken crosses the road?

Answer: Time to get another chicken!

Julia Flores Seattle, Washington

Question: What goes up but never comes down?

Answer: Your age!

Ashley Kurte Luverne, Minnesota

Question: Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Answer: It felt crumby (crummy)!

Jashayla Haygood Norwalk, Connecticut

Amanda: Do you like seafood?

Jake: Yes. Whenever I see food, I eat it!

Jesy Ruth Maglaqui Anchorage, Alaska

Question: Why did the jelly roll?

Answer: It saw the apple turn over (turnover)!

Taylor Sherrill Poquoson, Virginia

Question: What do you say when you find a cow in your bed?

Answer: Mooove over!

Julia Galica Suffield, Connecticut

DO YOU KNOW A JOKE?

Do you have a favorite joke or riddle? Write it on a postcard and send it to: "Jokes and Riddles" Children's Playmate P.O. Box 567 Indianapolis, IN 46206 We'll print as many as space allows.
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