JOKES and RIDDLES.

Teacher: Why are you so grouchy today, Tommy?

Tommy: I got up on the wrong side of the bed this morning.

Teacher: Why did that make you grouchy?

Tommy: My bed is next to the wall!

Steven White Orlando, Florida

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Jamaica.

Jamaica who?

Jamaica (did you make a) good grade on your math paper?

Amanda Van Cleave Long Beach, California

Question: What do you get when you cross a frog with a dinosaur?

Answer: A leaping lizard!

Brian Arrowood Kings Mountain, North Carolina

Question: What do you call a big shark that swims at night?

Answer: A great night (white) shark!

Derek Gulovsen Norfolk, Nebraska

Question: Why did the teacher wear sunglasses in the classroom?

Answer: Because her students were so bright!

Nicolas Faircloth Charlotte, North Carolina

DO YOU KNOW A JOKE?

Do you have a favorite joke or riddle? Write it on a postcard and send it to: "Jokes and Riddles" Children's Playmate" P.O. Box 567 Indianapolis, IN 46206 We'll print as many as space allows.